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| Pussy Galore |
|
My name is Pussy Galore. |
| James Bond |
|
I must be dreaming. |
| James Bond |
|
Vodka-martini. |
| Bartender | Shaken or stirred? | |
| James Bond |
|
Do I look like I give a damn? |
| James Bond |
|
When one is in Egypt, one must delve deeply into its treasures. |
| Major Anya Amasova |
|
What happened to Kalba? |
| James Bond |
|
He was cut off...permanently. |
| Major Anya Amasova |
|
Where is Fekkesh? |
| James Bond |
|
With the pharaohs. |
| James Bond |
|
The name's Bond, James Bond. |
| James Bond |
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Ejector seat? You're joking! |
| Q |
|
I never joke about my work, 007. |
| James Bond |
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Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead. |
| James Bond |
|
You really are quite insane. |
| Elliot Carver |
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The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. |
| James Bond |
|
So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman. |
| M |
|
Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation. |
| James Bond |
|
I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind? |
| James Bond |
|
Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it? |
| Vesper Lynd |
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I'm the money. |
| James Bond |
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Every penny of it. |
| Vesper Lynd |
|
You love me? |
| James Bond |
|
Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job... which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what an honest job is. |
| James Bond |
|
I'm sorry I'm not sorry. |
| M |
|
You don't trust anyone, do you? |
| James Bond |
|
No. |
| M |
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Then you've learned your lesson. |
| Le Chiffre |
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You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire. |
| James Bond |
|
A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood. |
| James Bond |
|
The job's done and the bitch is dead. |
| James Bond |
|
I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me. |
| James Bond |
|
Vesper? I do hope you gave your parents hell for that. |
| Jack Wade |
|
Jack Wade, CIA. |
| James Bond |
|
James Bond, stiff ass Brit. |
| Alec Trevelyan |
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Good luck with the floor James. I've set the timers for six minutes, the same six minutes you gave me. It was the least I could do for a "friend". |
| Natalya Simonova |
|
What does he mean? |
| James Bond |
|
We've got three minutes. |
| Natalya Simonova |
|
How can you be so cold? |
| James Bond |
|
It's what keeps me alive. |
| Natalya Simonova |
|
No. It's what keeps you alone. |
| Xenia Onatopp |
|
You don't need the gun. |
| James Bond |
|
Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex. |
| James Bond |
|
Felix say hello to Dink. |
| Felix Leiter |
|
Hello. |
| James Bond |
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Dink, say goodbye to Felix. |
| Dink |
|
huh? |
| James Bond |
|
Run along now. Man talk. [slaps ass] |
| James Bond |
|
Do you expect me to talk? |
| Auric Goldfinger |
|
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! |
| James Bond |
|
A martini. Shaken, not stirred. |
| James Bond |
|
At least they won't be using heroin flavored bananas to finance revolutions. |
| James Bond |
|
I was wrong about you. |
| Dr. Christmas Jones |
|
Yeah, how so? |
| James Bond |
|
I thought Christmas only comes once a year. |
| James Bond |
|
I admire your courage... Miss? |
| Sylvia Trench |
|
Trench... Silvia Trench, and I admire your luck, Mr? |
| James Bond |
|
Bond... James Bond. |
| Dr. Julius No |
|
The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake. |
| James Bond |
|
World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God. |
| Dr. Julius No |
|
I'm a member of SPECTRE. |
| James Bond |
|
SPECTRE? |
| Dr. Julius No |
|
SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world. |
| James Bond |
|
Correction. Criminal brains! |
| Dr. Julius No |
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The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be! |
| Dr. Julius No |
|
That's a Dom Perignon '55, it would be a pity to break it. |
| James Bond |
|
I prefer the '53 myself... |
| Xenia Onatopp |
|
Enjoy it while it lasts. |
| James Bond |
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Those are the very words I live by. |
| M |
|
I've no compunction about sending you to your death. But I won't do it on a whim--even with your cavalier attitude towards life. I want you to find Goldeneye. Find who took it, what they plan to do with it, and stop it. And if you should you come across Ourumov, guilty or not, I don't want you running off on some sort kind of vendetta. Avenging Alec Trevelyan will not bring him back. |
| James Bond |
|
You didn't get him killed. |
| M |
|
Neither did you. Don't make it personal. |
| James Bond |
|
Never. |
| Moneypenny |
|
You know, this behavior could qualify as sexual harassment. |
| James Bond |
|
And what's the penalty for that? |
| Moneypenny |
|
Some day, you'll have to make good on your innuendos. |
| Natalya Simonova |
|
What else do you call your bottom? |
| James Bond |
|
What? |
| Natalya Simonova |
|
It's Boris' password, he plays word games. Its what I sit on but I don't take with me. |
| James Bond |
|
Chair. |
| Ernst Stavro Blofeld |
|
James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong. |
| James Bond |
|
Yes, this is my second life. |
| Ernst Stavro Blofeld |
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You only live twice, Mr. Bond. |
| Ernst Stavro Blofeld |
|
Right idea, Mr. Bond... |
| James Bond |
|
...But wrong pussy. |
| James Bond |
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Moneypenny! What gives? |
| Moneypenny |
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Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner ... |
| James Bond |
|
I would, you know. Only M would have me court-martialed for ... illegal use of government equipment. |
| Moneypenny |
|
Flattery will get you nowhere... but don't stop trying. |
| Honey Ryder |
|
I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net ... a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die. Did I do wrong? |
| James Bond |
|
Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it. |
| James Bond |
|
Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games? |
| James Bond |
|
Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger. |
| James Bond |
|
Oh the things I do for England. |
| James Bond |
|
Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? |
| Ling |
|
You think we better, huh? |
| James Bond |
|
No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. |
| Ling |
|
Darling, I give you very best duck. |
| Tiger Tanaka |
|
Permit me to introduce myself. I am Tanaka. Please call me Tiger. |
| James Bond |
|
If you're Tanaka, then how do you feel about me? |
| Tiger Tanaka |
|
I... love you. |
| James Bond |
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Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way. |
| Tiger Tanaka |
|
In Japan, men come first. Women come second. |
| James Bond |
|
Really? I may just retire to here. |
| Tiger Tanaka |
|
It can save your life, this cigarette. |
| James Bond |
|
You sound like a commercial. |
| Q |
|
I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed. |
| James Bond |
|
And the second? |
| Q |
|
Always have an escape plan. |
| James Bond |
|
If you're Q, does that make him R? |
| R | Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it. |
| James Bond |
|
What business do you have with Elektra King? |
| Valentin Dmitrovich Zukovsky |
|
I thought you were the one giving her the business. |
| Elektra King |
|
I could have given you the world. |
| James Bond |
|
The world is not enough. |
| Elektra King |
|
Foolish sentiment. |
| James Bond |
|
Family motto. |
| James Bond |
|
Expecting Davidov? He caught a bullet instead of the plane. |
| Renard |
|
You can't kill me. I'm already dead. |
| James Bond |
|
Not dead enough for me. |
| Dr. Christmas Jones |
|
Wait a minute. Are you going to do what I think you're going to do? |
| James Bond |
|
What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb? |
| Dr. Christmas Jones |
|
Me. |
| Miss Caruso |
|
[Bond unzips Miss Caruso's dress with the magnet in his watch] Such a delicate touch. |
| James Bond |
|
Sheer magnetism, darling. |
| James Bond |
|
Everyone needs a hobby. |
| Raoul Silva |
|
So what's yours? |
| James Bond |
|
Resurrection. |
| Q |
|
I'm your new Quartermaster. |
| James Bond |
|
You must be joking. |
| Q |
|
Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat? |
| James Bond |
|
Because you still have spots. |
| Q |
|
My complexion is hardly relevant. |
| James Bond |
|
Your competence is. |
| Q |
|
Age is no guarantee of efficiency. |
| James Bond |
|
And youth is no guarantee of innovation. |
| Q |
|
Well, I'll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field. |
| James Bond |
|
Oh, so why do you need me? |
| Q |
|
Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled. |
| James Bond |
|
Or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. Q. |
| Q |
|
007. |
| M |
|
I fucked this up, didn't I? |
| James Bond |
|
No. You did your job. |
| James Bond |
|
I like to do things the old fashioned way. |
| Moneypenny |
|
Sometimes the old ways are the best. |
| James Bond |
|
This never happened to the other fellow. |
| Q |
|
Look, James, I know that we haven't always exactly seen... well, anyway, don't forget, if there's anything you ever need... |
| James Bond |
|
Thank you, Q, but this time I've got the gadgets and I know how to use them. |
| Irma Bunt |
|
[a girl writes on Bond's leg under the table, to which Bond makes an awkward face] Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary? |
| James Bond |
|
Just a slight stiffness coming on... in the shoulder. |
| Marc Ange Draco |
|
She likes you, I can see it. |
| James Bond |
|
You must give me the name of your oculist. |
| Sir Hilary Bray | Our methods are very exacting. We never like to speak until we're *absolutely* certain that there can be no possibility of error on our side or... forgery on anyone else's. | |
| James Bond |
|
I hope I can live up to your high standards. |
| Tracy Di Vicenzo |
|
Why do you persist in rescuing me, Mr. Bond? |
| James Bond |
|
It's becoming quite a habit, isn't it, Contessa Teresa? |
| Tracy Di Vicenzo |
|
Teresa was a Saint; I'm known as Tracy. |
| James Bond |
|
Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on 5. |
| Tracy Di Vicenzo |
|
People who want to stay *alive* play it safe. |
| James Bond |
|
Please, stay alive! At least for tonight. |
| James Bond |
|
[Draco proposes that Bond marries his daughter] I find her fascinating. But, she needs a psychiatrist, not me. |
| Marc Ange Draco |
|
What she needs is a man... to *dominate* her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you! |
| MI6 Psychologist | I'd like to start with some simple word association. Just tell me the first word that pops into your head. So, for example, I might say "day" and you might say... | |
| James Bond |
|
Wasted. |
| MI6 Psychologist | All right. Gun. | |
| James Bond |
|
Shot. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Agent. | |
| James Bond |
|
Provocateur. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Woman. | |
| James Bond |
|
Provocatrix. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Heart. | |
| James Bond |
|
Target. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Bird. | |
| James Bond |
|
Sky. |
| MI6 Psychologist | M | |
| James Bond |
|
Bitch. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Sunlight. | |
| James Bond |
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Swim. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Moonlight. | |
| James Bond |
|
Dance. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Murder. | |
| James Bond |
|
Employment. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Country. | |
| James Bond |
|
England. |
| MI6 Psychologist | Skyfall. | |
| James Bond |
|
... |
| MI6 Psychologist | Skyfall. | |
| James Bond |
|
Done. |
| Q |
|
The Walther PPK/S nine-millimeter short. It's been coded to your palmprint so only you can fire it. Less of a random killing machine, more of a personal statement. |
| James Bond |
|
Is that all? |
| Q |
|
What did you expect, and exploding pen? |
| Sévérine | How much do you know about fear? | |
| James Bond |
|
All there is. |
| Sévérine | Not like this. Not like him. |
| James Bond |
|
[Bond looks at the porcelain bulldog statue on M's desk] The whole office goes up in smoke and that bloody thing survives? |
| M |
|
I've always valued your advice on interior decorations, 007. |
| James Bond |
|
Now... you said something about going down... together? |
| Fatima Blush |
|
Now write this: "The greatest rapture of my life was afforded me on a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush," and sign it "James Bond, 007." |
| James Bond |
|
I just remembered. It's against Service policy to give endorsements. |
| Fatima Blush |
|
WRITE! |
| Fatima Blush |
|
You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life. |
| James Bond |
|
Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia... |
| Fatima Blush |
|
SHUT UP! |
| Donald Munger | Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds? | |
| James Bond |
|
Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggests marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it. |
| M |
|
Refreshing to hear that there is one subject you're not an expert on! |
| Plenty O'Toole |
|
Hi, I'm Plenty. |
| James Bond |
|
But of course you are. |
| Plenty O'Toole |
|
Plenty O'Toole. |
| James Bond |
|
Named after your father perhaps? |
| Tiffany Case |
|
Darling, why are we suddenly staying in the Newlywed Suite at the Whyte House? |
| James Bond |
|
In order to form a more perfect union. |
| James Bond |
|
Just taking the Aston out for a spin, Q. |
| Q |
|
Be careful, 007! It's just had a new coat of paint! |
| Tee Hee |
|
There are two ways to disable an croc, you know. |
| James Bond |
|
I don't suppose you'd care to tell me what they are. |
| Tee Hee |
|
One way is to take a pencil and stick it in the pressure area above its eye. |
| James Bond |
|
And the other way? |
| Tee Hee |
|
Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just stick your hand in its mouth and pull its teeth out. Heh, heh. |
| Solitaire |
|
Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3? |
| James Bond |
|
Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked. |
| Rosie Carver |
|
There's a... |
| James Bond |
|
Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose. |
| Solitaire |
|
Where's Kananga? |
| James Bond |
|
He always did have an over-inflated opinion of himself. |
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