Jerry Quotes

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Jerry Have I got things to tell you!
Joe Dawson What happened?
Jerry I'm engaged.
Joe Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
Jerry I am!
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Jerry What are you trying to do to that poor girl, putting on a millionaire act? And, where did you get that phony accent? Nobody "talks loike thet"!
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Jerry Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
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Jerry We're up the creek and you want to hock the paddle!
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Jerry Girls, keep it down! You'll wake up the neighbours downstairs, now Josephine... WATCH THAT CORKSCREW!
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Jerry Ah, I'm a man
Osgood Well, nobody's perfect
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