Jersey Shore

Quote: The Situation

We got ourselves a situation here. "This is a bad Situation" "It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten." "G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry." "Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation." "It's like the Navy Seals. I get sent out first, do a little reconnaissance, bring girls back." "Back in the day, they had a prophecy. One day there will be a pimp of pimps, and his name will be The Situation."

Snooki

"Pickles is my thing" "Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to deal with women, and I feel that's why the lesbian rate is going up in this country." "It's just a big ball of fuckness. That's a new word, fuckness" "Let's put sexy clothes on and act like fucking dumbasses." "Hurricane Snooki is coming in." "That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it." "It’s like putting a watermelon into a pinhole."

Sammi

"I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet"

JWoww

"After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off" "There are so many juice heads out there. I'm like a kid in a candy shop. "

Pauly D

"We’re beatin’-up-the-beat, that’s what we say when we’re doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we’re banging it as the beat builds ‘cause that beat’s hittin’ us so we’re fightin’ back, it’s like we beat up that beat." "My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain’t movin’ my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike… it doesn’t move! What makes you think it’s gonna move in a gelato shop?"