I don't visit TMZ very often, and now I'm kind of wishing I hadn't gone over there today, because they're pointing out this casting call page by Doron Ofir Casting for what sounds suspiciously like a southern-ized version of Jersey Shore. Will it be as awful as waiting for your nail to fall off after stubbing your toe? You betcha. Will it be amazingly popular and serve as a cultural touchstone for late-night monologues and lazy comedians for the next couple of years? Also, yes.
Now, I've got family in the south, and I've spent a couple of long vacations down Alabama way, so trust me when I say that those kids know how to party, and also have the kinds of life priorities that lead to spending more on their cars than on their homes, or babysitting their grandkids by the time they're 30 years old. So this will probably be a trainwreck of epic proportions, but like any good trainwreck, you probably won't be able to tear your eyes away. Unless, of course, you prefer to stick with entertainment with a shred of dignity attached to it.