Jingle All the Way Quotes (1996)

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Howard Langston Put that cookie down!
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Howard Langston I'm not a pervert, I was just looking for a turboman doll.
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Howard Langston He got two! He got two!
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Ted Maltin Howard,they say it might get icy later. You might wanna wrap some chains around those tires.
Howard Langston Maybe I should wrap some chains around you.
Ted Maltin What?
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Myron Larabee I work for the post office so you know I'm not stable! Tell 'em!
Howard Langston This man is totally insane.
Myron Larabee Thank you!
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Myron Larabee Ta-Ta, Turtleman!
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $60,592,389
    Foreign +69,240,000
  • = total worldwide gross $129,832,389
  • - a reported budget of $60,000,000
  • = a 116.4% net profit of $69,832,389
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