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Jurassic Park Nullifies The Bible, Apparently

Topic started by CaseyMalone on June 4, 2010. Last post by TheFaithfullyDeparted 2 years, 10 months ago.
Post by CaseyMalone (36 posts) See mini bio
Turns out, if you want me to get on board the Jesus train, you just need to preach to me while playing the Jurassic Park score behind you.

It will also help your case if you get Jeff Goldblum to play Jesus.
 
 
    
(via Everything Is Terrible) 
 
-Casey-
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by JoeyJoeJoe (19 posts) See mini bio

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I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet... I'd like you to tell me that you are, and have been, a false prophet... and that God is a superstition.
Edited 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Willy105 (258 posts) See mini bio
Well, you always have to take things like dinosaurs with a grain of salt.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Tebbit (42 posts) See mini bio
Kurt Cobain vs Jesus Christ, ding ding ding, round one go!
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by CaseyMalone (36 posts) See mini bio
@Willy105:  
 
Dinosaurs are ALWAYS better with salt. 
 
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Matt (666 posts) See mini bio
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Geez, I love hearing pastors try to be cool to capture the kiddie audience. 
 
Love the segment of his speech where he says (paraphrasing), "I don't know jack shit about nothing, but I'm pretty sure there's an omnipotent cloud deity up there."
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by CaseyMalone (36 posts) See mini bio
@Matt: I LOVED when he sad, "I don't know how internal combustion works!" because that's PRETTY CONNECTED to the whole "dinosaur" thing.
Posted 2 years, 11 months ago
Post by Matfei90 (15 posts) See mini bio
Am I the only one that gets somewhat scared of the crazed fervour these people whip themselves into?
Posted 2 years, 10 months ago
Post by TheFaithfullyDeparted (1,921 posts) See mini bio
I believe and Christ and dont try to push my beliefs ever but i hate it when people try to take a shit on religion
Posted 2 years, 10 months ago
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