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| Kick-Ass |
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I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean all those comic books, movies, tv shows...you'd think one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume. I mean is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that i'm the only who ever fantasized about this? C'mon, be honest with yourself. |
| Kick-Ass |
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That`s not me by the way. That`s some armenian guy with a history of mental health problems. Who am I? I'm KICK-ASS! |
| Kick-Ass |
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How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero? |
| Marty Eisenberg |
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Well, I don't know. It's probably because it's fucking impossible dipshit. |
| Kick-Ass |
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Thousands of people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-man? |
| Marty Eisenberg |
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Ya, what's with that? She has like no tits at all. |
| Chris D'Amico |
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As a great man once said, wait till they get a load of me now. |
| Katie Deauxma |
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Dave? What the fuck are you doing? Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass? |
| Kick-Ass |
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Because I am Kick-Ass! |
| Katie Deauxma |
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What are you talking about? |
| Kick-Ass |
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I'm also not gay! |
| Katie Deauxma |
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Fuck! |
| White Thug | Phone. | |
| Tod | I don't have one. Someone else jacked it last week. | |
| Black Thug | Pussy. |
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Domestic $48,071,303 Foreign +$48,117,600 - = total worldwide gross $96,188,903
- - a reported budget of $30,000,000
- = a 220.6% net profit of $66,188,903
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- = a 220.6% net profit of $66,188,903
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