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| Jack Slater |
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To be or not to be? Not to be. |
| Whitney Slater | Freeze! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter grey, got it? |
| Jack Slater |
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There's always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors. |
| Jack Slater |
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Big mistake! |
| Jack Slater |
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Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please |
| Jack Slater |
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Kid! Who does the doctor treat? |
| Danny Madigan |
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Patients? |
| Jack Slater |
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Look at the elbow of my jacket. What is it doing? |
| Danny Madigan |
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Wearing thin? |
| Jack Slater |
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Bingo! |
| Jack Slater |
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You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of achers! |
| Jack Slater |
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Why am I wasting time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like re-arranging my sock drawers? |
| Jack Slater |
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You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers! |
| Nick | There are lots of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, warts, politicians... | |
| Jack Slater |
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You already mentioned them. |
| Nick | I know I did. They are twice as bad as anything else. |
| Jack Slater |
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No sequel for you. |
| Jack Slater |
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Iced that guy, to cone a phrase. |
| Jack Slater |
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You killed my father. Big mistake. |
| Danny Madigan |
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I thought I was going to die! |
| Jack Slater |
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Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer: acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce. |
| Danny Madigan |
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Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie! |
| Jack Slater |
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No, this is California. |
| John Practice |
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How do you get to Carnegie Hall? |
| Jack Slater |
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By practice. John Practice! |
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Box Office
Domestic $50,016,394 Foreign +$87,282,095 - = total worldwide gross $137,298,489
- - a reported budget of $85,000,000
- = a 61.5% net profit of $52,298,489
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In today's dollars
Domestic $50,016,394 Foreign +87,282,095 - = total worldwide gross $137,298,489
- - a reported budget of $85,000,000
- = a 61.5% net profit of $52,298,489
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