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New Machete Trailer is Slicey, Dicey, and Full of Awesome

Topic started by Alex on July 9, 2010. Last post by DukeTogo 1 year, 10 months ago.
Post by Alex (325 posts) See mini bio
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Machete Trailer

In case you were wondering, Danny Trejo is DEFINITELY the wrong Mexican to fuck with.

   
Here is the brand-spanking-new trailer for Machete, which you'll be able to see live and in person if you happen to be going to see Predators this weekend
 
Let's see: Danny Trejo going batshit stab crazy all over a bunch of cracker ass crackers? Check. Jessica Alba looking smoking hot and kicking the shit out of a thuggish Mexican wrestler? Check. Michelle Rodriguez with an eye-patch and a huge effing gun? Check. Lapidas? Check. De Niro as a sniveling senator? Check. Cheech Marin as a double-shotty-toting priest? Check. Steven Seagal for, like, no reason? Check. Bad ass soundtrack? Check. Shit blowing up real good? Check, check, and check.

Only thing I didn't see in there was Lindsay Lohan, but given her current situation, maybe that's for the best...
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by TheBootlegSaint (488 posts) See mini bio
Trejo is amazing.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by sopranosfan (1,055 posts) See mini bio

That looked incredible.  Is it me or does Michelle Rodriguez actually get hotter as she gets older?

Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by HT101 (347 posts) See mini bio
Looks awesome.  Never say Grindhouse but I will definitely see this movie.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Pope (122 posts) See mini bio
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"Introducing DON JOHNSON" killed me.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by PLWolf (77 posts) See mini bio
Fan-fucking-tastic!
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by heatDrive88 (135 posts) See mini bio

Hahaha, fuck yes. 
 
Danny Trejo is this year's Mickey Rourke tough-guy career comeback. Calling it now.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Damian (69 posts) See mini bio
I trust Rodrigues with some fun action. But that trailer editing damn-near made me throw up.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Aarny (743 posts) See mini bio
Fuck this movie looks awesome.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Titl (49 posts) See mini bio
What an awesome trailer, looks crazy. It'll be batshit crazy, no doubt. But will it meet the "expectations"? Probably not, even though the fact that Steven Segal is in it makes my awesome-center explode.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Toxin066 (717 posts) See mini bio
This is the kind of movie that I mark in a calendar and X off the days leading up to it. Machete countdown, baby.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Zorn22 (20 posts) See mini bio
I'm definitely going to see this.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by TheFreeMan (894 posts) See mini bio
"I'll see what I can do"
 
Hahaha, fuck yes. Trailer was pretty meh but the promise that the movie showed as being completely insane ala Shoot Em Up fills me with glee.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by gangly (1,227 posts) See mini bio
Well, guess I'm alone on this but that was fucking DISAPPOINTING.  Looks like instead of the faux-grainy look of the original trailer, he decided to go for... that classic lifetime original movie look?
 
Also, maybe it's just the pacing of this new trailer, but it really lacks the style and humor of the original.  
 
  I don't know how he went from tongue-in-cheeck low budget fun, to same-old dudes shootin' dudes.  Damn.
 
P.S.: MAN, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez CAN NOT ACT!!! You'd think it'd be easier doing VO, but I guess not.  DAMN!
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
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Post by Sarumarine (58 posts) See mini bio
@Pope said:
" "Introducing DON JOHNSON" killed me. "
Nash Bridges is in this!? Awesome!
 
Also, Steven Segal for no reason is pretty incredible too.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by lolgreg (1 posts) See mini bio
Awesome.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by TheFaithfullyDeparted (1,854 posts) See mini bio

DeNiro and Seagal sold me on the movie

Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Popcorn (189 posts) See mini bio
Holy shit. Michelle Rodriguez has a sexy ass body!! Vatos Locos!!!! 
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by The_Patriarch (243 posts) See mini bio
Jesus christ. First The Expendables, then Machete. Late summer is gonna rock.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
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Machete Trailer

In case you were wondering, Danny Trejo is DEFINITELY the wrong Mexican to fuck with.
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