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Quick and Dirty: Going The Distance and Machete!

Topic started by Rorie on Sept. 3, 2010. Last post by Rorie 1 year, 8 months ago.
Post by Rorie (3,214 posts) See mini bio
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Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by JohnMurphy (1 posts) See mini bio
boom
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by Everyones_A_Critic (788 posts) See mini bio
I need to see Machete this weekend..
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by George_McBain (85 posts) See mini bio
dodgin' the police, wooo
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by Martin_Blank (466 posts) See mini bio
I hope Machete doesn't become the new Scarface for Latino wanna-be gangsters. Because that would be inelegant.
 
Also, that hood totally has a boner.
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by UberExplodey (9 posts) See mini bio
I'll have to get drunk and see this. Thanks!
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by James (136 posts) See mini bio
I'm gonna have to see Machete 
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by ox (239 posts) See mini bio
alex is a grumpy pants at 2 30
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by DeadDorf (26 posts) See mini bio
Alex, no offense, but you shouldn't keep Matt from going interestingly off-topic. That's pretty much the draw of your site.
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by WalkerTR77 (523 posts) See mini bio
@ox: Anyone would be grumpy after watching so much netflix shit like transmorphers. Glad to hear that machete is good though.
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Post by DrPockets000 (381 posts) See mini bio
I'm so excited for Machete!!
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by sureokay (322 posts) See mini bio
Surprised hearing Going the Distance was funny. Looked terrible to me.
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by Nime (38 posts) See mini bio
Every interview I've seen with Trejo about Machete, he just says he got to kiss Jessica Alba and gets all smiley about it.
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by MetalGearSunny (643 posts) See mini bio
It's been a while since a Quick and Dirty video. Always love watching these!
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by AJ (101 posts) See mini bio
@DeadDorf said:
" Alex, no offense, but you shouldn't keep Matt from going interestingly off-topic. That's pretty much the draw of your site. "
This.
 
 
 
Also, RUNNING RED LIGHTS LIKE A PRO.
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by MarkWahlberg (464 posts) See mini bio
So, is the fact that Danny Trejo is banging all these women when he's like, 60 something, supposed to be part of the joke? Or is it as weird as it sounds?
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Post by Rorie (3,214 posts) See mini bio
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@MarkWahlberg:  Dunno, but I like it. I think.
Posted 1 year, 8 months ago
Machete 40 images
Machete Trailer

In case you were wondering, Danny Trejo is DEFINITELY the wrong Mexican to fuck with.
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Name Machete
US Release Sept. 3, 2010
UK Release Oct. 8, 2010
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Runtime 105
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    Domestic $26,593,646
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  • = total worldwide gross $44,093,316
  • - a reported budget of $20,000,000
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