Machete Quotes (2010)

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Machete I thought Machete don't text.
Machete Machete improvise.
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Security Guard #2 I quit.
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Padre Benito del Toro Colombian?
Machete Mexican.
Padre Benito del Toro I got that too.
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Padre Benito del Toro It's not safe for you to be here.
Machete I'm not looking for "safe."
Padre Benito del Toro No! I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!
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Sartana We didn't cross the border! The border crossed us!!
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Machete Machete don't text.
Machete Machete Improvise.
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April Booth In the name of my father...
April Booth (shoots Senator McLaughlin)
April Booth I can't remember the rest.
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Padre Benito del Toro I absolve you of all your sins, now get the fuck out!
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Michael Booth (Reading Text Message) You just fucked with the wrong Mexican?!?
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Nameless Thug Please Father, have mercy.
Padre Benito del Toro God has mercy, I don't.
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Machete Seven dollars a day for yard work. One hundred for roofing. One-twenty five for septic, sewage.
Michael Booth Have you ever killed anyone before?
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $26,593,646
    Foreign +17,499,670
  • = total worldwide gross $44,093,316
  • - a reported budget of $20,000,000
  • = a 120.5% net profit of $24,093,316
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