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Red Band Machete Trailer Includes Tits, F-Bombs, Stabbing, Intestinal Rope Swinging, and More!

Topic started by Alex on July 26, 2010. Last post by Godlyawesomeguy 1 year, 9 months ago.
Post by Alex (325 posts) See mini bio
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It is not my general practice to post trailers currently exclusively hosted by other sites (especially ones where the directors are trotted out to dully name-drop the name of said site ahead of the good stuff), but this Machete red-band trailer is a little too awesome for me to ignore. Be forewarned, this trailer includes a lot of blood, guts, tits, asses, use of the word "fuck" and Steven Seagal's ponytail. so, you know, not exactly safe for work. Enjoy!
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by JoblessTerence (70 posts) See mini bio
"I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out." This movie is going to be amazing.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by PLWolf (77 posts) See mini bio
"I absolve you of all your sins, now get the fuck out!"
 HAHAHAHA Awesome
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by bcjohnnie (61 posts) See mini bio
Hmm.... looks kinda cool, except for the part where Jessica Alba is in it... I guess I can close my eyes and cover my ears whenever she is in the scene.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by teh_destroyer (477 posts) See mini bio
This movie should be a runner up for best picture.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Fish_Face_McGee (2 posts) See mini bio
So is this a Mexploitation film? HEYO!
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by sissylion (871 posts) See mini bio
I can't tell if this movie is great or terrible, but I'm going to enjoy it either way.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Milkman (645 posts) See mini bio
Danny Trejo using that guy's intestines to swing through the window will go down as one of the greatest scenes ever seen on film.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by SnakeEyes327 (55 posts) See mini bio
Dude, what? A tits and ass shot of Michelle Rodriguez as she kicks ass? Fucking sold. And Cheech Marrin, hilarious as always.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by ballsnbayonets (61 posts) See mini bio
AWESOME! but now i feel i know every action scene in the movie
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Toxin066 (717 posts) See mini bio
It's not even out yet, but I'm totally calling it as a nominee for Movie of the Year. It'll win at least two besties from Screened.com.
 
You heard it here first.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by chstupid (87 posts) See mini bio

I must watch!
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Lemon (157 posts) See mini bio
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@Milkman said:
" Danny Trejo using that guy's intestines to swing through the window will go down as one of the greatest scenes ever seen on film. "
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by MGear (38 posts) See mini bio
I love all the pulpy over-the-top action. Can't wait to see this.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Aarny (743 posts) See mini bio
This is going to be the best movie of all time.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by gorom (1 posts) See mini bio
 Oh cool, Vinny Caravella is directing a movie, he sounds different. 
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Martin_Blank (466 posts) See mini bio
Oh IGN, you so loco.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by oddjob (206 posts) See mini bio
@gorom said:
"  Oh cool, Vinny Caravella is directing a movie, he sounds different.  "
I was so going to write that just now
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Hadoken101 (63 posts) See mini bio
This looks awesome, but is anyone else disappointed by the fact that it seems they've removed the film grain? I find it looks a little too clean. Still excited for it.
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Post by Kingston (22 posts) See mini bio
Sweet
Posted 1 year, 10 months ago
Machete 40 images
Machete Trailer

In case you were wondering, Danny Trejo is DEFINITELY the wrong Mexican to fuck with.
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