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| Donald Draper |
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I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one. |
| Donald Draper |
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Advertising is based on one thing: Happiness. |
| Donald Draper |
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Keep it up, and even if you do get my job you'll never run this place . You'll die in that corner office, a midlevel executive with a little bit of hair who women go home with out of pity. Want to know why? Because no one will like you. |
| Harry Crane |
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Draper? Who knows anything about that guy? No one's ever lifted that rock. He could be Batman for all we know. |
| Pete Campbell |
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Why's it so hard for you people to give me anything? |
| Pete's dad | We gave you everything. We gave you your name. What have you done with it? |
| Donald Draper |
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Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich. |
| Roy Hazelitt | How do you sleep at night? | |
| Donald Draper |
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On a bed made of money. |
| Donald Draper |
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I hate cows. |
| Donald Draper |
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I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system. The universe is indifferent. |
| Roger Sterling |
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Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress. |
| Roger Sterling |
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You know what my father used to say? 'Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face.' |
| Donald Draper |
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This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards...it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It lets us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know we are loved. |
| Peggy Olson |
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Sex sells. |
| Donald Draper |
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Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. |
| Joan Harris |
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That's life...one minute you're on top of the world, the next minute some secretary is running you over with a lawnmower. |
| Conrad Hilton |
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After all those things we threw at Kruschev, you know what made him fall apart? He couldn't get into Disneyland. |
| Conrad Hilton |
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I want a Hilton on the moon. That's where we're headed. |
| Roger Sterling |
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You wanna be on some people's minds. Some people, you don't. |
| Henry | Don, it's temporary. | |
| Donald Draper |
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Believe me Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary. |
| Roger Sterling |
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A wooden leg... They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter. |
| Ida Blankenship |
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If I wanted to see two negroes fight, I’d throw a dollar bill out my window. |
| Donald Draper |
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What, do you think elves do this job? |
| Donald Draper |
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I like sleeping alone, stretching out like a skydiver. Cool patches to roll onto. I just appreciate it more. |
| Joan Harris |
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I really think this vending machine is a trouble maker. |
| Lane Pryce |
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I think it's been a great success. Revenue is climbing. I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine. We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch. |
| Joan Harris |
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Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries who think the whole afternoon is lunch time because there's always another sandwich around the corner. |
| Roger Sterling |
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She died as she lived. Surrounded by the people she answered phones for. |
| Donald Draper |
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What's on this? |
| Sally Draper |
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Mrs Butterworth. |
| Donald Draper |
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Go get it. (Sally gets the bottle) That's rum. Read labels. |
| Sally Draper |
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Is it bad? |
| Donald Draper |
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Not really. |
| Bertram Cooper |
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(Doing a crossword puzzle) A three-letter word for a flightless bird |
| Ida Blankenship |
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Emu |
| Bertram Cooper |
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It starts with an L |
| Ida Blankenship |
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The hell it does |
| Sally Draper |
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When I think about forever, I get upset. |
| Harry Crane |
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They're gonna fire everybody. Or worse: Make me fire everybody. |
| Bertram Cooper |
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(Enters room) Well, it's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck. (After resigning from his position) |
| Stan Rizzo |
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I didn't think they'd start with him. |
| Heinz representative | Humor worked with the pickles, but pickles are funny. The way beans are funny... we can't use that, we have to fight it actually. |
| Roger Sterling |
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Did you get cancer? [Upon Draper's return from a meeting with American Cancer Society] |
| Roger Sterling |
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What's a Regina? |
