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| Frank T.J. Mackey |
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I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me. |
| Claudia Wilson | I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people. |
| Jimmy Gator | The book says, "We might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us." |
| Donnie Smith | I know I did a stupid thing. So stupid! Getting braces. I thought... I thought he would love me. Getting... braces! And for what? For something I don't even... I don't know where to put things, you know? I really do have love to give! I just don't know where to put it! |
| Claudia Wilson | Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again? |
| Earl Patridge | I loved her so. And she knew what I did. She knew all the fucking stupid things I'd done. But the love... was stronger than anything you can think of. The goddamn regret. The goddamn regret! Oh, and I'll die. Now I'll die, and I'll tell you what... the biggest regret of my life... I let my love go. What did I do? I'm sixty-five years old. And I'm ashamed. A million years ago... the fucking regret and guilt, these things, don't ever let anyone ever say to you you shouldn't regret anything. Don't do that. Don't! You regret what you fucking want! Use that. Use that. Use that regret for anything, any way you want. You can use it, OK? Oh, God. This is a long way to go with no punch. A little moral story, I say... Love. Love. Love. This fucking life... oh, it's so fucking hard. So long. Life ain't short, it's long. It's long, goddamn it. Goddamn. What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? Phil. Phil, help me. What did I do? |
| Thurston Howell | It's dangerous to confuse children with angels. |
| Earl Patridge | I'll tell you the greatest regret of my life: I let my love go. |
| Frank T.J. Mackey |
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In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take! |
| Frank T.J. Mackey |
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In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on video and audio cassette. Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques to have any hardbody blonde just dripping to wet your dick. |
| Frank T.J. Mackey |
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Don't go away, you fucking asshole, don't go away. Don't go away, you fucking asshole, don't go away! Don't go away you fucking asshole! |
| Claudia Wilson | You don't know how fucking stupid I am. | |
| Jim Curring | It's okay. | |
| Claudia Wilson | You don't know how *crazy* I am. | |
| Jim Curring | It's okay. | |
| Claudia Wilson | I got troubles, okay? | |
| Jim Curring | I'll take everything at face value. I'll be a good listener. | |
| Claudia Wilson | I started this didn't I, didn't I - fuck. | |
| Jim Curring | Whatever it is, just say it, you'll see. | |
| Claudia Wilson | You wanna kiss me, Jim? | |
| Jim Curring | Yes, I do. |
| Jim Curring | Let me tell you something, this is not an easy job. I get a call on the radio, dispatch, it's bad news. And it stinks. But this is my job and I love it. Because I want to do well - in this life and in this world, I want to do well. And I want to help people. And I might get twenty bad calls a day. But one time I can help someone and make a save - correct a wrong or right a situation - then I'm a happy cop. |
| Frank T.J. Mackey |
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Men are shit. What? Men... are... *shit*. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heineous, *heinous*, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do. No, women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat. Women don't *manipulate* us. But you see what I'm getting at. |
| Frank T.J. Mackey |
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RESPECT THE COCK! And tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say NO! You will not control me! NO! You will not take my soul! NO! You will not win this game! |
| Frank T.J. Mackey |
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Bottom line? Language. The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset. Tap directly into her hopes, her wants, her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. Learn how to make that lady "friend" your sex-starved servant. I don't care how you look. I don't care what car you drive. I don't care what your last bank statement says. Seduce and Destroy produces an instant money-back guarantee trance-like state that will get you this - naughty sauce you want fast. Hey - how many more times do you need to hear the all-too-famous line of 'I just don't feel that way about you?' |
| Gwenovier | Come on Frank. What are you doing? | |
| Frank T.J. Mackey |
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What am I doing? I'm quietly judging you. |
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Box Office
Domestic $22,455,976 Foreign +$25,995,827 - = total worldwide gross $48,451,803
- - a reported budget of $37,000,000
- = a 31.0% net profit of $11,451,803
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In today's dollars
Domestic $22,455,976 Foreign +25,995,827 - = total worldwide gross $48,451,803
- - a reported budget of $37,000,000
- = a 31.0% net profit of $11,451,803
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