My self-summary
Why hello there. Apparently the profile pic of me kissing a Corgi has intrigued you. Such a magnificent beast is the canine! Canis lupus familiaris for the Latin speakers out there. I'm rambling again. Rorie's the name, dating's my game. But don't let my boyish looks fool you...I'm a fully-ripened 31-year-old Scorpio from San Francisco who seeks a muse. Semi-professional film critic by trade, I especially love foreign films so bonjour, konichiwa, and bienvenidos ladies. And gents. I don’t discriminate…unless your name happens to be Aimee Mann whereby I must say “You ruined Magnolia for me!” Ugh, that sing-along would've been so much better with the theme song to Enterprise, amirite? Was I rambling just now? Let's go to the tape! Judges?! Bap-Bap Badaaaaa…..Anyhoo, you must be dying to know more about me by now so feel free to send a PM my way. No question is too picayune and, conversely, no answer too epicurean as far as yours truly is concerned.
What I'm Doing With My Life
When I’m not rolling in the grass with the first Terrier that catches my eye at the local dog park, I’m always striving to become a better person. I'm fortunate to have been born with high Intelligence and Vitality to counter my deficiencies in Strength, Dexterity, and Endurance, which means I constantly need to exercise and consume protein-rich, low-carb healing items to buff-up my aforementioned stats. But such is the life of a Temple Knight. Above all, Faith is very important to me, and my entire life will forever be dedicated to my personal Lord and Savior. No, not J.C., but rather J.G.L…aka Joseph Gordon-Levitt (pronounced “jiggle”), star of Inception and the absolute pinnacle of male excellence. Praise Him! All Praise Is Due! But if by chance you and I ever hit it off I’ll promise you a very generous 3rd place in my heart, after Emma Stone.
I'm Really Good At
Discovering hidden truths in films such as E.T. and Terminator 3. Take, for example, the iconic spaghetti scene in Lady & The Tramp. Clearly one of the most erotic moments in cinema, where the dish in question symbolizes male genitalia thus the act of eating said dish is practically fellatio. "Here, have a slobber on one of my meatballs", gestures the Tramp to the eager Lady, still out of breath from sucking on a 9-inch spaghetti noodle. Oh Lady, what a slut you are!
The First Things People Usually Notice About Me
People look at me on the street and instantly think, “What’s that 5th grader doing out of school?”, because I look so goshdarn youthful for my age. While I appreciate the ability to order from the kids menu at restaurants, it is unfortunate that most women in my peer group could be mistaken for one of my younger aunts during a date. ‘Tis a blessing and a curse, but hey that’s genetics for ya.
