Matt Rorie Forum

Suggestion on "My Self-Summary" section of Rorie's OKCupid Profile?

"I love puppies!!!"

Keep it simple. No need to complicate things.

Let's keep all this to the original thread por favor.

I told people in the blog post that they could create new threads here if they wished to do so. So go crazy if you like.

@Rorie: Whoops, my bad. I was trying to keep things tidy.

@FinalDasa said:

@Rorie: Whoops, my bad. I was trying to keep things tidy.

Don't cha hate that :p

I'd post it myself but I don't know how so....:

Yo yo I'm Matt Rorie but you can just call me Rory! I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit of a badass. You know that guy meister chef from the holo movies? I'm like him, but stronger. I'm like 12 of him. On my moped. What? Why yes I did say Moped. I had a motor cycle but it was too extreme. Not for me, of course, for my dates. I tend to take the speed limit not as a rule, but as a challenge.

Also, I feel I should tell you I don't believe in segregation. I think we should separate the races to fuel a race war because I am a sound believer that you can only become true friends in combat, so this would be the only way to end racism for once and for all. As a part of this, you will have to be a fighter. Don't worry though, I'm weak so as not to harm the puppies I care for so you'll probably win. Also I take care of puppies.

So if you're a bad enough girl give me a call and let's get this ball rolling! *Non redheads need not apply