Suggestion on "My Self-Summary" section of Rorie's OKCupid Profile?
"I love puppies!!!"
Keep it simple. No need to complicate things.
I'd post it myself but I don't know how so....:
Yo yo I'm Matt Rorie but you can just call me Rory! I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit of a badass. You know that guy meister chef from the holo movies? I'm like him, but stronger. I'm like 12 of him. On my moped. What? Why yes I did say Moped. I had a motor cycle but it was too extreme. Not for me, of course, for my dates. I tend to take the speed limit not as a rule, but as a challenge.
Also, I feel I should tell you I don't believe in segregation. I think we should separate the races to fuel a race war because I am a sound believer that you can only become true friends in combat, so this would be the only way to end racism for once and for all. As a part of this, you will have to be a fighter. Don't worry though, I'm weak so as not to harm the puppies I care for so you'll probably win. Also I take care of puppies.
So if you're a bad enough girl give me a call and let's get this ball rolling! *Non redheads need not apply
Ramblin' Rorie - 12/25/11
What's that under the tree? Is it a puppy? Nope, it's Ramblin' Rorie!
[Premium]: Rorie On Music
Rorie takes a break from all this movie and TV nonsense and discusses some of his favorite albums.
Ramblin' Rorie, Thanksgiving Edition
Many good times were had! I hope!
Ramblin' Rorie - 10/25/11
A slightly ill Rorie sits down for a fireside chat on the subject of all things Screened.
Ramblin' Rorie - 10/04/11
An inaugural, subscriber's-only Q&A with a disheveled Rorie about the state of Screened.
Big Live Live Show Promo - Matt Rorie
Promo piece for the 2nd Annual Show.
Free Fridays with Rorie and Steve
Congratulations to our lucky winners!
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