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| Phil Dunphy |
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Fix that step. |
| Alex Dunphy |
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This is just a fluke. She can take them again. |
| Claire Dunphy |
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Yeah, and she'll probably do even better. You are gonna have your choice of some pretty good colleges when the time comes. |
| Haley Dunphy |
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If I go to college. |
| Claire Dunphy |
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...What? |
| Haley Dunphy |
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I've been thinking about it lately, and I might... not. Later! |
| Alex Dunphy |
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Well, we took the scenic route, but we ended up in the same place. |
| Cameron Tucker |
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I knew this would happen. Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams? |
| Mitchell Pritchett |
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I do not. |
| Cameron Tucker |
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You do it all the time! And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams -- I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone. |
| Gloria Delgado-Pritchett |
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Who is this Emma? |
| Manny Delgado |
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She's in the show with me tonight. I'm thinking of taking a run at her. |
| Gloria Delgado-Pritchett |
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You don't "take a run" at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special. |
| Jay Pritchett |
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Hey, hon, take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt. |
| Gloria Delgado-Pritchett |
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And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want. (To Jay) Why do you do this? |
| Jay Pritchett |
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I programmed it so my butt pops up when my brother Donnie calls. It's a clever way of saying my brother's an ass. |
| Gloria Delgado-Pritchett |
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Is it? |
| Phil Dunphy |
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Sweet Lorna Doone! 19 missed calls? I wonder who's -- (phone rings, he answers) Phil Dunphy. You saw the ad? Great! Do you know what you're looking for?... The little one? I think I know which one you're talking about. Um, if you're interested, I also have an older model with a lot of character... What? I think the carpet matches the drapes. I haven't checked in a while... Both of them? Wow! Well, I guess that makes sense if you're planning to flip one. Listen, um, why don't I call you back? We'll set up an appointment. It'll give me a chance to give them both a good scrubbing. ... All right. (laughs) Thanks a lot. Buh-bye. |
| Cameron Tucker |
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Years from now, some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheim-ized them. |
| Mitchell Pritchett |
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Ooh, I don't think that's a good way of saying -- okay. |
| Claire Dunphy |
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"I can't be satisfied"?! My God, Phil! That makes me look like a prostitute! |
| Phil Dunphy |
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No... |
| Claire Dunphy |
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Yes. Yes it does. |
| Phil Dunphy |
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More of an escort, really. You're just selling your time. Whereas a prostitute just -- |
| Claire Dunphy |
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Ok, Phil. |
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