OK. Let me tell you what "Like A Virgin is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon....dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker. It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's like Charles Bronson in the "Great Escape". He's digging tunnels. NOw she's getting serious dick action. She's feelin' something she ain't felt since forever: pain, pain.
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine...what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin".
No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?