My Name Is Bruce Quotes (2008)

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Bruce Campbell Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath sweetcakes, and if you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick.
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Bruce Campbell You don't know fear, kid. You've never worked with Sam Raimi.
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Bruce Campbell Try not to blow anybody until I get back.
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Bruce Campbell You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy.
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Bruce Campbell You want a disaster? Anyone here seen Assault on Dome 4?
Jeff That's probably my favorite movie of...
Bruce Campbell Don't answer that.
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Bruce Campbell Where in the heck did you find this Evil Dead shampoo?
Jeff Bruce, that's drain cleaner.
Bruce Campbell Well, I guess that would explain the burning sensation.
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Bruce Campbell Jeff, I just have one request.
Jeff Anything Bruce.
Bruce Campbell Next time you unleash an ancient demon, call that Buffy chick.
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Kasey Hi, I'm Kasey, the famous singing prostitute.
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Bruce Campbell Well, hello Mr. Plot Point!
  • In today's dollars
    Domestic $173,066
  • = total worldwide gross $173,066
  • - a reported budget of $1,500,000
  • = a -88.5% net profit of $-1,326,934
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