| Mallory | You make every day feel like kindergarten. |
| Dr. Emil Reingold | Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don't give a damn. |
| Mickey | Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers." |
| Mickey | Well, let's give that key lime pie a day in court, and a big old glass of non-fat milk, if you please. |
| Wayne Gale | Repetition works, David. Repetition works, David. |
| Scagnetti | Oswald might've been a pussy, but he was a great shot. |
| Wayne Gale | Batonga! Batonga! Batonga! Batonga! In Batonga-ville! |
| Domestic | $50,282,766 |
| Foreign | +$0 |
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| Domestic | $50,282,766 |