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28 Million People Watch 2.5 Men Season Premiere; Charlie Sheen To Receive A Dollar For Each Of Them

Sheen will have to beg for change on the street after settling for far less than the $100 million he sued for.

That kid makes $300,000 per episode of his show. Think about that.
That kid makes $300,000 per episode of his show. Think about that.

The great curiosity of the television season has always been whether Charlie's Sheen's absence from Two and a Half Men would finally wind up killing one of television's most popular sitcoms, or whether it could survive a bit of a reboot with Ashton Kutcher on board. Sheen's been making numerous talkshow appearances and even popped up on the Emmys, trying to exude whatever kind of class and respect that's been missing from his public persona for the last year, but I still have to imagine that he would've indulged in a bit of schadenfreude had the series came back to a whimper.

Alas, it looks like it returned with a bang, with almost 28 million viewers tuning in to find out how his character was killed off. That's almost double the number of viewers from last season's premiere, a number which ought to give high-falutin' stars everywhere a bit of pause: if Two And A Half Men can thrive without the guy everyone assumed was its core (and we'll see if these numbers hold up), then no one's job is safe if you decide to flip out and sue your production company.

Speaking of lawsuits, rumor has it that Sheen is on the verge of settling his Warner Bros. lawsuit. He originally filed for $100 million, but between the payout that Warner Bros. will give him (in exchange for dropping all legal claims against them), and the reinstatement of his royalty checks from the shows he's already filmed, he could earn up to $25 million right out of the gate. So, maybe high-falutin' stars everywhere might want to just go ahead and be crazy; you'll get paid less, but you'll still apparently make a lot of money.

The big debut for Two And A Half Men also proved auspicious for 2 Broke Girls, which followed it and managed to nab 19.5 million viewers, the largest audience for a fall comedy series premiere in a decade, according to Deadline. Not so hot: The Playboy Club, which was "NBC's lowest-rated fall drama premiere ever," with only five million viewers.

We'll have an About Last Night up for The Playboy Club in a bit, but for now, what did you check out last night? Are you going to stick with 2.5 Men, or were you bowled over by 2 Broke Girls? Any of the other season premieres strike your fancy?

Flap_jacksonon Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:16 a.m.

Fact: Not enough people watched Hawaii 5-0. That show is stupid fun, and now employs John F'n Locke.

Springfarton Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:19 a.m.

didnt really find kutcher funny at all

ProjektGillon Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:21 a.m.

I tried watching Two and Half Men and it still seemed boring to me, even with Ashton but Two Broke Girls seemed pretty average so I may check out the next 2-3 episodes. I did enjoy the hour of How I Met Your Mother though.

JohnDudebroon Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:23 a.m.

How old is that kid by now? Isn't he closer to three quarters of a man?

Falconon Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:30 a.m.

CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE!!!

dvdhauson Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:32 a.m.
I watched How I Met Your Mother and was glad to see the return of Ashley Williams' Victoria. Always had a hunch that she was going to be the "Mother" we'll see how that turns out. Also checked out Two and a Half Men even though I never watched a complete episode before, don't think those numbers will hold. At least I won't continue watching. Castle was also very good, the addition of Cassidy Yates will help.
jakob187on Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:33 a.m.
I liked the 2.5 Men premiere. Didn't bowl me over, but it could work. However, I thoroughly enjoyed 2 Broke Girls. I was actually pretty surprised. I actually wasn't happy with How I Met Your Mother. I was kind of bummed that it didn't move the present day forward at all.
Grimon Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:44 a.m.

Two and a half was damn good. The way they respected/dissed Charlie's character was pretty cool, and Ashtons character wasnt just a cut and paste of Charlie's.

good Stuff. The only other show i watched was Castle, which was just sexy all around. Whole new dynamic for the show.

Eujinon Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:47 a.m.

I watched Castle, then returned to playing Mass Effect 1 for the billionth time. I'm awaiting the return of Supernatural, as well as the Mentalist. That's about it.

CharAznableon Sept. 20, 2011 at 11:47 a.m.

Two and a Half Men continues to be predictable and utterly devoid of real laughs.

Sidewinderon Sept. 20, 2011 at noon

Castle is all I watch from network channels everything else is from cable.

skrutopon Sept. 20, 2011 at 12:03 p.m.

They could put 30 minutes of a dog taking a shit after Two and a Half Men and it'd get at least 10 million viewers. I feel bad about NBC. They put so much into their production (compared to CBS), yet still can't make a show worth watching.

JEC03on Sept. 20, 2011 at 12:05 p.m.

Never watched this show never will don't see the appeal.

OldGuyon Sept. 20, 2011 at 12:11 p.m.
Free Agents.
JakePike218on Sept. 20, 2011 at 12:17 p.m.

As much as I love Kat Dennings, 2 Broke Girls is forgettable comedy fare.

Radio_Resistanceon Sept. 20, 2011 at 12:19 p.m.

I did check out 2 Broke Girls, despite what yesterday's What to Watch told me not to watch. I actually do like the premise, and if they're doing the money counter at the end of each episode, I think that's a cool idea. Antics will ensue. However, for the actual funny, the show has a long way to go just in terms of jokes and delivery.

Castle and How I Met Your Mother were great, as always.

ChrisTiltonon Sept. 20, 2011 at 12:19 p.m.
It's one of the most mean spirited shows out there, but I got some laughs watching Charlie Sheen be a smart ass dick to all of the other characters, who are even bigger selfish dicks than him. I watched the premiere, and it was utterly predictable, like before, but this time it wasn't the least bit funny.
gla55jAwon Sept. 20, 2011 at 12:22 p.m.

I still don't get why people watch these terrible shows at all. Last night I watched half the Monday Night Football game (Jets fan who doesn't really like the Giants here) and then switched to the Charlie Sheen Roast.

lead_farmeron Sept. 20, 2011 at 12:34 p.m.

Watched football then HIMYM. It was alright. Thought about watching Hawaii Five-O because I kinda liked how dumb it was last season. Haven't watched Two and a Half Men in a long time.

Just gotta wait for some more Archer and Its Always Sunny.

Everyones_A_Criticon Sept. 20, 2011 at 1:11 p.m.

The Charlie Sheen Roast didn't suck....surprisingly. Mike Tyson had some awful lines but it was mostly pretty funny.

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Taken interest to his father's career, Charlie Sheen became famous as an actor after Oliver Stone's war film, Platoon and Wall Street. He then stars as Topper Harley in a parody-fueled, Hot Shots and also stars in television series, Two and a Half Men.

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