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What To Watch: September 28th!
Hey-o! It's What to Watch, and it's a Tuesday, and that means that I'm probably going to be typing this while I'm fairly inebriated. Mondays, man! They take the juice right out of a guy. As do the promo images that Joey manages to whip up. But hey, it's a ...
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30 Days of Hate Day Twenty Seven: Last Hour
The Movie: Last Hour Director: Pascal Caubet Starring: Michael Madsen, DMX, Pascal Caubet, Tommy Wong, Tony D'Amario, Bettina Antoni, Paul Sorvino, and David Carradine Netflix Predicted Score: 1.2 stars After three straight weeks of getting dicked around by Michael Madsen's career choices, I can finally say that an edition of ...
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Who's Sherlock Holmes' Older and Smarter (and Lazier) Brother?
I honestly wasn’t too beguiled by the latest take on Sherlock Holmes, but I appreciated how it explored aspects of the book that had hitherto been deemphasized in the popular consciousness. Specifically, Holmes’ rough-and-tumble pugilism; though there was also a throwaway reference to Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock’s older and smarter (but ...
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Guillermo Del Toro Goes Trollhunting
The Hollywood Reporter has news that Guillermo Del Toro's next project will be the animated Trollhunters and it will be made with Dreamworks Animation. Previously it had been reported Del Toro would be making it at Walt Disney Studios, but that doesn't appear to be the case anymore. Trollhunters ...
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Anti-Productivity: Star Wars vs. The Town
You know me and my love of trailer mash-ups, but this little gem (discovered via FilmDrunk) is definitely one of the better ones I've encountered as of late. Mash-up master ...
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About Last Night: HBO Sunday Night
About Last Night is a re-occuring feature on Screened.com where we talk down the shows we watched last night on television. Feel free to join the discussion! HBO's fall ...
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Tom Six Channels Hitchcock in this (SFW) Human Centipede 2 Trailer
Who’d have figured that Tom Six would be something of a modern-day Al Hitchcock? While I don’t expect The Human Centipede will ever invite any serious comparisons to, say, Vertigo ...
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Kate Beckinsale Returns to Underworld
Just when you thought a franchise was dead, they pull the original star back in. ComingSoon reports that Kate Beckinsale has signed on to reprise the role of Selene in ...
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Greed is Better Than Owls, Betty White, and Other Box Office News
Greed is, in fact, pretty good it seems, as Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, Oliver Stone's sequel to his 1987 classic, won its opening weekend, taking in around $19 million. ...
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30 Days of Hate Day Twenty Six: Transmorphers: Fall of Man
The Movie: Transmorphers: Fall of Man Director: Scott Wheeler Starring: Bruce Boxleitner, Jennifer Rubin, Shane Van Dyke and Alana DiMaria Netflix Predicted Score: 1.0 stars After kicking off this ...
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NFL Open Thread: Week 3
Another day of football! Kids and grown-ups love it so. Some interesting matchups today, such as the 0-2 Dallas attempting to take on the surprisingly strong Texans, the floundering Bills ...
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30 Days of Hate Day Twenty Five: Ring Around the Rosie
The Movie: Ring Around the Rosie Director: Rubi Zack Starring: Tom Sizemore, Gina Philips, Jenny Mollen and Randall Batinkoff Netflix Predicted Score: 1.1 stars This feature has afforded me ...
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Community Showcase: September 25!
I'm not entirely sold on the physics of neck snapping. I mean, I'm sure it's possible, but not to the extent that most films portray it. You have to imagine ...
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30 Days of Hate Day Twenty Four: S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale
The Movie: S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale Director: Chris Fisher Starring: Daveigh Chase, Briana Evigan, Jackson Rathbone, James Lafferty, and Ed Westwick Netflix Predicted Score: 1.0 stars Ladies ...
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The Second Whiskey Media Happy Hour, Live!
Hey there. Are you free on this lovely Friday afternoon? Are you a member of the Whiskey Media family of fine websites? Yeah? In that case, do you have anything ...
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Live from New York on Saturday Night? How About Instant from Netflix, Any Time?
Starting next week, Netflix will offer every single episode of SNL on its Instant service. If 35 seasons’ worth of programming simply isn’t enough to satisfy your insatiable lust for ...
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Metalocalypse Season 3 Resumes This Sunday Night
I don't know how many Metalocalypse junkies we have out in our audience today, but let me make one thing clear: I love this show more than life itself. So, ...
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Christopher Nolan's Name Attached to Superman Film, Get Me Excited
Christopher Nolan has became one of the most interesting players in the game over the last few years. His ability to craft incredibly unique and interesting films in the format ...
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Goodfellas Celebrates 20th Birthday, Gets TV Show as Present?
Hit your 20th birthday and you’ll probably want a special present. A bike? Nah. A car? Maybe. How about a TV show? On the heels of Boardwalk Empire’s knock-out debut ...
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About Last Night: Thursday Night Comedy
About Last Night is a re-occuring feature on Screened.com where we talk down the shows we watched last night on television. Feel free to join the discussion! Since the ...
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30 Days of Hate Day Twenty Three: Cougar Club
The Movie: Cougar Club Director: Christopher Duddy Starring: Jason Jurman, Warren Kole, Joe Mantegna, Izabella Scorupco, Joanie Laurer, Carrie Fisher, and Faye Dunaway Netflix Predicted Score: 1.0 stars Cougar ...
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Inception's Action Begets Expulsion's Activation
This is what everybody was hoping Inception would lead to, right? Expulsion isn’t a sequel to that “mind heist” flick (though that would be an appropriate title if they dealt with wet dreams in ...
