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Anti-Productivity: Cars 2: The Mechanic

Anything would've made Cars 2 better, but a little Statham? That would've made it bester...er.

This pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll let it do so!

Venatioon July 15, 2011 at 11:12 a.m.
I'd watch it
Elerigoon July 15, 2011 at 11:33 a.m.
I am saddend by the fact that this is not real
CyleMooreon July 15, 2011 at 11:44 a.m.
That was cool, but I still enjoyed watching Cars 2.
-chapel-on July 15, 2011 at 1:27 p.m.
@Elerigo said:
I am saddend by the fact that this is not real
That was Aces! I loved the mechanic! Whoever edited that is very talented...
femiboy34on July 15, 2011 at 3:02 p.m.

Fuckin' boss!

vinsanityv22on July 15, 2011 at 6:21 p.m.
This was amazing. How has Pixar not been cool enough to get Jason Statham into a VO role for one of their movies yet? They should've made him into one of those ancillary superheroes on the Incredibles. C'mon Pixar; Statham needs to get into one of your movies now!
Paulruson July 15, 2011 at 8:21 p.m.
Statham: Sorry about your father.
Larry: (derp face)
Statham: ....or was it your brother?
Larry: (derp)
Statham: He was both, wasn't he?

Dig Deeper into The Mechanic

One of the world's best assassins, Arthur Bishop (Jason Statham), takes on an apprentice (Ben Foster) who has a personal connection to one Arthur's past targets. This a remake of the 1972 Charles Bronson movie of the same name.

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