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Arnold Doesn't Quite Understand The Point Of A DVD Commentary Track

"This field is where I put the extra information that make you want to read this story." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I really want to believe that this is a real thing, and not just something some dude cut together and put on Youtube. If it is real, though, we should all be very, very frightened that Arnold Schwarzenegger managed to become governor of a state that has occasionally been counted in the top ten economies of the entire world, were it a nation itself. I'm not going to explain why...just watch.

TheFaithfullyDepartedon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:06 p.m.

Arnold you're such a goon.

TreyoftheDeadon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:07 p.m.

The Conan the Barbarian commentary is just as hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqnFxVaIx4

Martin_Blankon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:07 p.m.

Better than Steve Zahn's commentary for Joy Ride?

SamFoon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:36 p.m.
That some dude was the man, the myth, the legend, buzz_clik! credit where credit is due rorie!
NoelVeigaon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:36 p.m.

Well, in his defense he... eh... knows what's happening in the movie? That indicates some degree of cognition? I guess? Some awareness? Sentience, even? Oh, who am I kidding? I got nothing.

csl316on Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:37 p.m.

@TreyoftheDead said:

The Conan the Barbarian commentary is just as hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqnFxVaIx4

To quote my Youtube comment on that:

Oh god, I own this but never listened to the commentary.

*goes immediately*

shenstraon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:41 p.m.

This is totally real. I like the part where Paul Verhoeven tries to get a word in edgewise. (Hint: It's every part!) Part of me thinks Schwarzenegger did this to cover up Verhoeven's awful Dutch accent. (I'm allowed to say this, I'm Dutch. Dutch accents are terrible and Verhoeven's is particularly bad.)

NickLotton Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:41 p.m.

@TreyoftheDead: I second the Conan commentary. Arnold is astounding.

msavoon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:46 p.m.
Wow.
Christinaon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:46 p.m.

He should do commentaries for other peoples films. It would basically just be him telling you what is happening on screen, it could be like Arnold's audio description for the blind.

DjCmePon Nov. 21, 2011 at 1:59 p.m.

I have almost every Arnold movie on DVD and I've never listened to the commentaries..but now I will.

buzz_clikon Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:06 p.m.

As the maker of this video I can confirm that's some real-ass commentary, taken straight from my own DVD copy.

Swabbleflangeon Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:18 p.m.

Yeah, this commentary is a legendary source of amusement between a friend and I. My favourite part is where he points out the animatronic work in the nose-probe scene.

"That's me.... that's still me... THAT'S THE PUPPET!"

JoelTGMon Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:28 p.m.

LOL

Moviemaniacon Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:29 p.m.

Damn that is hilarious.

deanimatoron Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:38 p.m.

I love Arnold commentaries. They are so hilarious. The only commentaries I can listen to multiple times.

TheGreatGueroon Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:40 p.m.

In all honesty, that's the best movie commentary I've ever seen. At least it's entertaining and not putting me to sleep like the other commentary I've heard.

CashBaileyon Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:51 p.m.

I remember there was a bit of a stink about this commentary because Arnold demanded $70,000 to do it.

Commentaries are usually done for free but Arnie's like "Fuck that noise. I need some cheddar, yo!" Or something like that.

SSullyon Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:52 p.m.

@buzz_clik: I am starting to think you secretly run Whiskey Media. You are always popping up and random ass times. I am onto you and your little Illuminati agenda.

buzz_clikon Nov. 21, 2011 at 2:54 p.m.

@SSully: And I have your credit card details. Your move.

Dig Deeper into Arnold Schwarzenegger

Having been a bodybuilder, actor, spokesman, and politician, perhaps it's not too strange after all that Arnold Schwarzenegger ended up as the 38th governor of California. After winning numerous bodybuilding awards in his twenties, Schwarzenegger became an action film icon after his appearances in the Predator and Terminator franchises.

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