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Nobody cares about the Jesus Lion anymore.


This movie clearly needed more Jesus Lion.
This movie clearly needed more Jesus Lion.
It's officially official: Nobody gives a crap about Narnia anymore. Voyage of the Dawn Treader, the third film in the once potentially successful franchise, did debut at number one at the box office this weekend, but managed to do so at a mere estimated $24.5 million. That's less than half of what its predecessor (itself considered a bit of a disappointing debut) made two years ago, and like a third of what the first film did on its opening weekend. That's even uglier when you consider neither of those movies had the added benefit of higher 3D ticket prices, meaning attendance on this one must've been straight up crap, all things considered.
 
The other big release this weekend, the Johnny Depp / Angelina Jolie romantic crime thriller The Tourist, came in second with $17 million. While that's slightly less distressing than the numbers for Narnia, somehow, some way, The Tourist still cost $100 million to make. $100 million! For what? The 8 mile-per-hour boat chases? The roof tiles Johnny Depp cracked as he gingerly jogged across Venetian roofs? Angelina Jolie's lip injections?
 
So while it was kind of bummertown all around for the big studio releases, things were all rainbows and sunshine in indie land, especially when it came to Black Swan, which expanded to 90 theaters this weekend, and still raked in a crazy $37,000 per-screen average. That was good enough for a $3.3 million take, and 6th place on this week's list. The King's Speech, which continues to sit on less than 20 screens despite being entirely awesome (saw it this weekend--loved it), did a little less than that, with $592,000, and a $31,000 per-screen average. 127 Hours continued to hover around the number 13 mark with just under a million, as it has the past couple of weeks.
 
While it didn't make the list this weekend, The Fighter opened in limited release on four screens, and took in $320,000, which is an absurd $80,000 per-screen average. That's kind of nuts for a movie that, at least on paper, looks like a pretty standard boxing movie. But when you've got a cast that good, and a ton of good buzz, I guess that'll get butts in seats. Also opening in limited release this weekend was Julie "Spider-Man Would Make a Great Broadway Musical" Taymor's adaptation of The Tempest. Reviews have been middling, which, for a Shakespeare adaptation, can be a bit of a killer, since the people who would go see something like that are the people who actually read movie reviews--translation: snobs. In this case, the movie did a mediocre $45,000 on five screens.
 
Travel through the wardrobe, or whatever the shit it was those kids traveled through in this latest movie, and check out the full list below.
 

Box Office Results: 12/10 - 12/12

1. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

$24.5 million / NEW
I'm sure those involved in the making of this thing will be scrambling to figure out what went wrong here, but I think we all know what the real problem was: Not enough Jesus Lion. How the hell you gonna make a Narnia movie and leave the Jesus Lion on the sidelines? You think people go to see these movies for the ugly British kids?

2. The Tourist

$17 million / NEW
As if this opening weren't troubling enough for everyone involved, the Box Office Mojo guy made it a point to compare this movie to the likes of Knight and Day and and Killers. Jesus dude, why not just dig the knife a little deeper, eh?

3. Tangled

$14.6 million / $115.6 million
I was all ready to post a whole thing about how great this movie is doing here and overseas, and then I noticed that the budget for this thing was $260 million. TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY. MILLION. DOLLARS. I know they started over on the film at least once when Lasseter took over, but YEESH. That's a lotta cheese!

4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I

$8.5 million / $257.7 million
We're at $778 million worldwide. What's everyone thinking the odds are of reaching a billion at this point? I'm saying nah, it ain't happening. Someone give me the over/under!

5. Unstoppable

$3.8 million / $74.3 million
Week two of "train" songs in lieu of witty commentary: The Clash - "Train in Vain"

6. Black Swan

$3.3 million / $5.6 million
It's great to see this Fox Searchlight's move to bump this into a bunch more theaters than originally planned pay off. If you haven't seen it yet, I really do recommend the shit out of this one. It's not going to be to everyone's liking, but I think if you have any affinity at all for Aronofsky's style, you'll love this thing to death.

7. Burlesque

$3.2 million / $32.6 million
Yup. Still fabulous. Moving on...

8. Love and Other Drugs

$3 million / $27.6 million
Yup. Still chock full of Hathaway tits. Moving on...

9. Due Date

$2.6 million / $94.9 million
Yup. Still a superfluous and only fitfully funny comedy. Moving on...

10. Megamind

$2.5 million / $140.2 million
This thing already made a gaggle of cash, so I'll skip the "how the mighty have fallen!" speech. Still, it's safe to say Despicable Me is the superior of the two animated family comedies about secretly heroic supervillains released in 2010. Also, Jesus H. Cockfucking, why were there two animated family comedies about secretly heroic supervillains released in 2010?!?

 
Dropped Out: Faster, The Next Three Days, The Warrior's Way
 
Source: Box Office Mojo
Kraznoron Dec. 13, 2010 at 1:37 p.m.
I never saw Megamind, but considering how much I disliked Despicable Me, it must have been terrible. That or everyone else is crazy. Isn't David Cross the voice of a fish in a robot suit? That SOUNDS funny anyway.
TheFreeManon Dec. 13, 2010 at 1:40 p.m.
I really didn't like the first Narnia movie. I never saw the second.
 
I have no negative feelings concerning the failings of the latest movie.
cornBREDXon Dec. 13, 2010 at 2:59 p.m.
To be fair, I didn't even know they actually released the Voyage of The Dawn Treader
 
Last I heard about it, talks around the grapevine was that it wasnt going to get funding because of the poor return making it difficult for them to even make another one. Looks like they conned somebody into more money that wont get a return. I can't even imagine how they did that.
 
Leaving the christian part out of it (as I'm agnostic these days) I still find the Narnia stories to be great as stories alone and I think it is sad it isnt working out as a movie. The BBC production got up to the Silver Chair (wow, the BBC version either isn't on the site or it's named differently then I recall and I don't want to check my dvd collection right now) and I really liked those adaptations better to be honest, but I always did kinda want to see them get to the end of the series. That's definitely not happening with this one.
 
Oh wells.
Bones8677on Dec. 13, 2010 at 3:52 p.m.
@eshchan said:
" @Spiral_Stars said:

" @eshchan said:

" "You think people go to see these movies for the ugly British kids?"   It worked for Harry Potter. "

Hermione is pretty hot, buddy. "
Good point, I was thinking of Ron Weasley, and also Emma Watson is French and too young for me. Now Tilda Swinton on the other hand.... is too old. Damn it "
Well she was born in France but I think she still has full citizenship in England. She's still considered English. I don't know, citizenship can get real muddy sometimes.
TheFaithfullyDepartedon Dec. 13, 2010 at 4:18 p.m.
Damn alot of movies coming out that i want to see. Fighter, Kings Speech, and now Black Swan has caught my eye
Nictelon Dec. 13, 2010 at 4:29 p.m.
Saw that "Narnia" movie. Maybe when you film a book adaptation it's a good idea to actually FOLLOW the book. C.S. Lewis must be spinning like crazy in his grave. I hope they just stop making them, at least with the current staff, studio + everything else except maybe some of the actors.
ZombiePieon Dec. 13, 2010 at 8:40 p.m.
  • Tangled will probably do really well overseas.
  • 127 Hours cost $8 million dollars so I think they are going the DVD route to make money. You know brown bag style.
  • Narnia...well The Wardrobe was the best and most well known book.
  • The Tourist deserves to tank but I still am a fan of Jolie and Depp (though news of the recent Pirates movie looks like junk)
Dizzyhipposon Dec. 14, 2010 at 1:33 a.m.
@ZombiePie said:
"
  • Tangled will probably do really well overseas.
  • 127 Hours cost $8 million dollars so I think they are going the DVD route to make money. You know brown bag style.
  • Narnia...well The Wardrobe was the best and most well known book.
  • The Tourist deserves to tank but I still am a fan of Jolie and Depp (though news of the recent Pirates movie looks like junk)
"
Even if tangled does really well overseas it will have to have despicable me's staying power to break even.
Undeadpoolon Dec. 15, 2010 at 1:16 p.m.
When did a hundred mill become the new SOP for these things? Yeesh! And Tangled cost over two and a half hundred million?? What is happening here?

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