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DVD/Blu-Ray Releases: Red, Saw, Sec

Something for everyone.


 To his credit, when other actors figuratively phone it in, Willis takes the stage direction literally.
 To his credit, when other actors figuratively phone it in, Willis takes the stage direction literally.
Another day, another dollar, as my dad used to say. Except instead of dollars going in your pocket, they're going in the pockets of the Hollywood fatcats who sell you DVDs. I wish I could say that it was an interesting week for DVD releases, but it's mostly marginal stuff; some of you will enjoy the chance to catch Red if you missed it in theaters, and I suppose Saw 3D might be worth a rental if you're a completionist, but apart from that, the big releases are fairly mundane. There's some interesting indie stuff coming out, such as Enter The Void, The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest, and Dogtooth, so at least something might interest you if your tastes are varied.  
 
Read on for a complete list of what's heading to Amazon or Best Buy today. 
 
 
1. Red

Between this and Cop Out, 2010 was The Year Of Acting Boredingly (Ed Note: Bordingly? Wow. -- Alex) for Bruce Willis. Despite him, and despite the fact that this in no way resembles the source material that it was based on, it's still mildly amusing at times, mostly thanks to the game supporting cast. My favorite part of this is that the commentary track is by former CIA agent Robert and author Robert Baer, who...well, I just don't know why they'd get a real former CIA agent to do a commentary on a film that's effectively a fantasy.

2. Secretariat

This film is so goddamn sentimental; it doesn't wear its heart on its sleeve as much as its entire circulatory system. Teary speeches are delivered, rousing successes are earned, and anyone with even a vague grasp of history will not feel suspense in the least.

3. Saw 3D

It's interesting to note that the DVD version of this is simply Saw: The Final Chapter, while the Blu-Ray version is Saw 3D: The Final Chapter. It's a small thing, but since when is it cool to actually change the name of your film based on what format you're releasing it on? Pick one and go with it.

4. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest

The tepid final film of the Swedish trilogy has arrived. At first I was offput by the idea that these would be remade by Americans, but after this last film, where a secret government agency decides to intimidate journalists not by beating them up or killing their dogs but by throwing rocks through their windows, I'm thinking that Fincher might up the ante a bit and make the tension seem more real. We'll find out soon, I guess!

5. Like Dandelion Dust

Mira Sorvino and Barry Pepper star as a couple attempting to regain custody of a child they gave up for adoption when Pepper's character went to jail seven years ago. So they're effectively the worst couple ever, then?

6. Enter the Void

Everyone's favorite flashback-inducing movie about a druggie's experiences in the afterlife. I'll have to check it out, if only because I hear it's kind of batshit insane. Although maybe I'm hedging my bets: "batshit insane" is something you either are or you're not; there's no "kinda" about it.

7. Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer

To be fair to Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupre is pretty goddamn hot.

8. Dogtooth

According to Netflix, this movie is Cerebral and Romantic. Sure, that DVD cover makes me think that. I guess I could also read Alex's review for more insight.

9. Red Hill

Another Australian western that apparently is ok.

10. Inhale

Oh man, a drama about a dad who heads to Mexico to get illegal organs for his terminally ill kid. Sounds like a delight that will not at all be depressing.

11. Nowhere Boy

The somewhat-lauded biopic of John Lennon that didn't exactly set the box office on fire. I've heard mostly good things about this one.

12. Which Way Home

A documentary about child who attempt to train-hop their way illegally into America. Expect Lou Dobbs to issue a ringing endorsement any day now.

13. Dead Space: Aftermath

An apparently interesting but not overwhelming look at the Dead Space universe. I'd be more interested in this if the PC port of the game was good enough for me to want to finish it.

14. White Wedding

Amazon user K. Harris says "I love road trips that involve livestock!" That's good enough for me to whole-heartedly embrace this South African romantic comedy.

15. Bellamy

I'm not sure how many movie posters feature a portly-looking, grim, older gentleman looking at the viewer with a gun in his hand, as if to say "I have a job to do and I'm going to do it whether you like it or not." But I bet it's a lot.

16. Broadcast News

Broadcast News gets a Criterion Collection Blu-Ray. Other older films that are getting Blu-Ray editions include: A Beautiful Mind, The Color Purple, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and The Graduate.

17. The Real Housewives of New York City

Yet More Housewives see their Season One hit, along with Zorro: The Complete Series, Matlock: Sixth Season, Glee: Season 2, Volume 1, and Mi-5: Volume 8.

skrutopon Jan. 25, 2011 at 10:40 a.m.
Red was alright.  Definitely worth a rental. 
 
I haven't seen Hornet's Nest, but I just watched The Girl Who Played with Fire.  Whoof, what a crappy sequel.  It's a shame because the first one was so good.
Blankon Jan. 25, 2011 at 10:54 a.m.
boredingly is my new favorite word
Jayrosson Jan. 25, 2011 at 11:03 a.m.
There is a Dead Space movie? Whaaaa...?
Hailinelon Jan. 25, 2011 at 11:06 a.m.
Coming soon:  Saw VIII:  A New Beginning.
Tartaruson Jan. 25, 2011 at 11:09 a.m.
I hope Dead Space Aftermath is better than Downfall was. That was cool but had way to many big  inconsistencies with the first game.
VicRattleheadon Jan. 25, 2011 at 11:23 a.m.
@Jayross: think its an animated movie like the first one.... the first one wasn't very good... 
 
might pick up red wanted to go see it when it was in the movies but didn't find anyone to go with me :(
PatVB moderator on Jan. 25, 2011 at 11:41 a.m.
You have no idea how old it makes me feel to see "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" and "The Graduate" grouped together as "older movies." Ugh.
Greyson Jan. 25, 2011 at 11:47 a.m.
Rorie, Enter The Void is totally batshit insane, I can't even put into words how crazy that film is. One of my favourite films of 2010, in spite of some it's flaws.  If you want to see something completely unique and mindbending in the most drugged out (and disturbing) fashion, I can't recommend Enter The Void enough.
 
Though it is definitely not for the faint hearted.  At the screening I went to, there was multiple walk outs and a ton of... reactions to some of the more bizarre events of the film.  That said, some of the cinematography and camerawork, is just beautiful, the neon gaudiness of Tokyo is a real delight to see.
 
Man I need to see this film again.
Xpgamer7on Jan. 25, 2011 at 11:50 a.m.
Dogtooth. A beautifully romantic and cerebral look at a alternative family lifestyle.
LackLusteron Jan. 25, 2011 at 12:02 p.m.
Enter the void was insane but it was also extremely boring
sureokayon Jan. 25, 2011 at 12:13 p.m.
I present to you: Enter the Void opening credits...
  
  

VioletEyedDragonon Jan. 25, 2011 at 1:33 p.m.
i dislike both red and secretariat.  has "127 Hous" come out yet?
Everyones_A_Criticon Jan. 25, 2011 at 3:33 p.m.
I was going to pick up Saw 3D, but I'm going to resist my urges to buy it until the inevitable series boxed set is released. I'm not even exaggerating when I say it was one of my favorite films of the year. 
cooljammer00on Jan. 25, 2011 at 5:59 p.m.
Ew, Rorie thought Ashley Dupre was hot?
PatVB moderator on Aug. 12, 2011 at 7:45 a.m.

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Red Band Trailer: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

Not another ridiculous vampire story. Please don't force me to click play... wait, what? This actually looks cool.

3D...will it ever go away?

I mean, can we all just admit it sucks already?

G.I. Joe Retaliation: Release date moved so it is not a summer movie anymore.

Why? So it can be converted to 3D. Smart move or suspicious?

Trailer: The Master

I'm mean ya, it's gonna be great.

3D...will it ever go away?

I mean, can we all just admit it sucks already?

BOX OFFICE: You sunk my Battleship....

Thanks a lot Avengers.

Teaser Trailer: Skyfall

Hoping anticipation's not the best part.

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The Wire and the finale of Modern Family...very different, but great in their own ways.

What to Watch: Tuesday

Summer slump is here...grab some discs and start a marathon instead.

DVD/Blu-Ray: May 22nd

So many choices, so little time...what to do?

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