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Fast and Furious 6: Extended Trailer for the Latest Film in the Franchise with the Most Boring Title

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I am highly disappointed they decided to call the new film in the Fast and Furious Franchise simply "Fast and Furious 6". Where is the kitschy play on words?! To show my disappointment I have come up with some of my favorite titles they should have used. What's yours? Ready...set...go...

"A Little Fast, A Little Furious"

"Faster and Furiouser"

"2 Fast to Step Up to the Furious Streets"

After the Super Bowl spot, they decided to release and extended 3 minute trailer and it focuses the first 1.5 minutes on.....story. Shocking, right?!

VioletEyedDragonon Feb. 5, 2013 at 2:05 p.m.

The trailer looks cool, but I know that these films always have cool trailers and then turn out to be terrible. This is one of the most consistently bad series out there.

Tylea002on Feb. 5, 2013 at 2:08 p.m.

FUCKING FAST AND FUCKING ANGRY.

Maybe focus testing would have frowned?

And honestly, 2 Fast to step up 2 the streets" is a genuinely amazing joke. *applause*

MrMazzon Feb. 5, 2013 at 2:14 p.m.

2 Fast to Step Up to the Furious Streets!!!!! YES we need a Fast and Fuious - Step Up crossover movie. Dancing cards and guns who dosen't want to see that?

Wonder if Gian Carano's voice will actually be in this one.

Aarny2on Feb. 5, 2013 at 2:24 p.m.

Why not get more minimal and just call it "Fast Furious"

Ghostieton Feb. 5, 2013 at 2:27 p.m.

He popped out of that fucking plane.

He popped out of it.

I can't find anything wrong with that.

@VioletEyedDragon said:

The trailer looks cool, but I know that these films always have cool trailers and then turn out to be terrible. This is one of the most consistently bad series out there.

Fuck no. Most of the series was indeed, but Fast Five was awesome across the board.

jackandersonon Feb. 5, 2013 at 2:37 p.m.

Toastburner_Bon Feb. 5, 2013 at 3:03 p.m.

I can't help but think that it is patently unfair that Vin Diesel looks like he's getting older while Paul Walker looks exactly the same, only with beard.

At any rate, I guess I should watch the Fast Five DVD I got from Netflix 2 weeks ago.

Watcherg44on Feb. 5, 2013 at 4:10 p.m.

Fast 6????????

meaninoflife42on Feb. 5, 2013 at 5:47 p.m.

I love how the series doesn't focus on street racing anymore.

kennysomewhereon Feb. 5, 2013 at 8:42 p.m.

speaking of crossovers how about a fast and furious/die hard crossover? Titles would include Live fast or die furious/ 2 fast 2 hard or the hard and the furious

Funky_Pasta_Tommyon Feb. 6, 2013 at 2:43 a.m.

I do love me some of The Rock, but god damn I despise Paul Walker, which is one of the reaons I despise this series so far.

Still never watched the 5th, but always thought I should crack and give Dwayne a watch!

phoenix87xon Feb. 6, 2013 at 4:36 a.m.

Absolutely hilarious, I really needed a good laugh. Remember when it was about just street racing and not GI Joe and cobra commander. Jesus.

The should have named it "somehow we are still making money 6"

alexpierceyon Feb. 6, 2013 at 9:17 a.m.

I love that these movies are still being made. I've only seen two of them, but I still like that something that's dumb AND fun is still coming out and making money.

P.S. 6 and 7 were shot back to back, so no matter how well this one does, chances are we'll be seeing "Fas7 and Furious" in a year or two.

Ghost_of_GhostDadon Feb. 6, 2013 at 9:49 a.m.

Fast and Furious: We'll get to Tokyo eventually

EnSabacon Feb. 6, 2013 at 12:13 p.m.

I always find myself saying I'm going to skip this one but then I end up watching them multiple times anyhow. I have a feeling that this one will be the same.

Gold_Skulltullaon Feb. 6, 2013 at 2:34 p.m.

F6ST

seanconnery13on Feb. 9, 2013 at 8:15 p.m.

Fast and Furious 6: Is Paul Walker still a cop? I don't know, hey it's Vin Diesel.

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