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God Help Us: Tommy Wiseau Appears to Have Made Another Movie

Jesus Christ, even his girlish shrieks are unconvincing!

 
  
So, this is an elaborate prank, right? Tommy Wiseau (the maker of the most awkward 99 minutes of filmed anything ever) didn't really make a new movie, right? And it's not really called The House That Drips Blood on Alex, right? None of this is actually happening, right? Like, I'm not here right now, and we didn't all just watch this video. It's all just a terrible dream, yeah? Oh...shit...I'm in a coma, aren't I? Wake me up! WAKE ME UP!!!!!!
MrGtDon July 9, 2010 at 12:43 p.m.
I'm not complaining, I'm giddy.
JTHomesliceon July 9, 2010 at 12:44 p.m.
They didn't offer you the lead role, Alex?
litrockon July 9, 2010 at 12:45 p.m.
I have not seen The Room. Maybe I should?
ThatFroodon July 9, 2010 at 12:45 p.m.
God.
damn.
sissylionon July 9, 2010 at 12:48 p.m.
@litrock said:
" I have not seen The Room. Maybe I should? "
Absolutely. Watch it with friends. Invite everyone you know. It's the best thing.
Lockeynesson July 9, 2010 at 12:49 p.m.
Oh hai, shower of blood. 
 
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!
Ryaxon July 9, 2010 at 12:54 p.m.
NO! 
Ryaxon July 9, 2010 at 12:57 p.m.
@sissylion said:
" @litrock said:
" I have not seen The Room. Maybe I should? "
Absolutely. Watch it with friends. Invite everyone you know. It's the best thing. "
its true. and actually watch the rifftrax version. i have never laughed so hard
snake_runneron July 9, 2010 at 1:05 p.m.
Oh hai new movie. 
The_Patriarchon July 9, 2010 at 1:22 p.m.
Glorious. Can't wait.
Tyler_Durdenon July 9, 2010 at 1:26 p.m.
I don't want to talk about the blood. So how's your sex life?
TheFaithfullyDepartedon July 9, 2010 at 1:35 p.m.
@sissylion:
Thats what i love about his movies they are best seen with friends
JoblessTerenceon July 9, 2010 at 1:42 p.m.
Ha ha ha. What a story, Alex.
sopranosfanon July 9, 2010 at 2:16 p.m.
@litrock said:
"I have not seen The Room. Maybe I should? "

Me either but after looking on Netflix I may have to add it to my queue.
JeffGoldblumon July 9, 2010 at 2:40 p.m.
You know what this means? 
Another fantastic episode of Rifftrax.
Olivawon July 9, 2010 at 2:48 p.m.
@Lockeyness said:
" Oh hai, shower of blood.  YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!! "
I AM SO JAZZED ABOUT THIS.
bonbolaption July 9, 2010 at 3:04 p.m.
what the fuck!.. no seriously.
What the fuck!
 
I mean I watched the room.
and that was enough. but .. is this like.. the sequal?
FreylikeDaveon July 9, 2010 at 3:05 p.m.
I've heard blood is great for your skin. It gives you an amazing babyface.
Vonocourton July 9, 2010 at 4:22 p.m.
Is he trying to make a honest, actual movie, like he did with The Room? Or is he going to make an intentionally crappy one. If he makes the latter, could just be a shit film with no entertainment value at all.
Le_Samuraion July 9, 2010 at 4:32 p.m.

He has a very interesting voice.  I wont' see the movie, but it'll be fun to see the "best" parts on youtube.

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