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"I'll Call You Right Back," Says Every Movie Character Ever

But will they?

Who are these people? Who are they talking to? What are they talking about? We'll never find out, and that's the beauty of movie conversations, where characters can be talking on a phone while actually talking to no one at all. I often wonder how difficult it is for actors to fake the cadences and flows of a phone conversation, considering they often are talking to absolutely no one at all on the other end of the line.

PlotTwiston Feb. 16, 2012 at 1:37 p.m.
Haha, that's pretty great.
smi1eyon Feb. 16, 2012 at 3:06 p.m.

Related: what about in movies/shows where people just hang up on the person they're talking to? There's never an "ok bye!" or "i'll talk to ya later...". It happens SO MUCH. Two people are talking, then the person on the other end says something, then the main character just hangs up without so much as acknowledging what the other person said. I'm not just talking about the hero talking to the villain, either. It can be a husband talking to his wife, a mom talking to her child, etc. Drives me nuts!

RYNO9881on Feb. 16, 2012 at 3:34 p.m.

ha

LittlemanBodieon Feb. 16, 2012 at 3:46 p.m.

@smi1ey: Screened had an article/video on that a while back I believe.

GaZZuMon Feb. 16, 2012 at 4:55 p.m.

"You're a back" BOOM! Nailed it!

Sam_Peckinpawson Feb. 16, 2012 at 7:14 p.m.

I've always noticed how scenes in restaurants show the characters ordering food, but the food never arrives. In fact, most of the time one character gets upset and storms off.

Seraphim84on Feb. 16, 2012 at 7:54 p.m.

Shark...man?

Black_Roseon Feb. 16, 2012 at 11:59 p.m.

@Sam_Peckinpaws said:

I've always noticed how scenes in restaurants show the characters ordering food, but the food never arrives. In fact, most of the time one character gets upset and storms off.

What I notice is that the food arrives but the conversation ends and they leave without touching it.

Popcornon Feb. 17, 2012 at 1:48 a.m.

I won't... call you back...?

Christinaon Feb. 17, 2012 at 1:58 a.m.

@Black_Rose said:

@Sam_Peckinpaws said:

I've always noticed how scenes in restaurants show the characters ordering food, but the food never arrives. In fact, most of the time one character gets upset and storms off.

What I notice is that the food arrives but the conversation ends and they leave without touching it.

Yea I get so pissed when they just get up and leave the restaurant without eating like any of their food or even paying for it for that matter. I have no idea why it bothers me so much, maybe it because it's a waste of food!

Eyzon Feb. 17, 2012 at 5:16 a.m.

This was great! Fun idea for a video!

Best random thing I've seen all week XD

Napalmon Feb. 17, 2012 at 6:48 a.m.

Look, I'll just... I'll call you back.

teh_destroyeron Feb. 17, 2012 at 8:46 a.m.

@Napalm said:

Look, I'll just... I'll call you back.

No, allow me to call you back!

Napalmon Feb. 17, 2012 at 9:30 a.m.

@teh_destroyer said:

@Napalm said:

Look, I'll just... I'll call you back.

No, allow me to call you back!

IHAVETOGOILLCALLYOUBAAAAACK...!

TheFaithfullyDepartedon Feb. 17, 2012 at 12:19 p.m.

@Christina said:

@Black_Rose said:

@Sam_Peckinpaws said:

I've always noticed how scenes in restaurants show the characters ordering food, but the food never arrives. In fact, most of the time one character gets upset and storms off.

What I notice is that the food arrives but the conversation ends and they leave without touching it.

Yea I get so pissed when they just get up and leave the restaurant without eating like any of their food or even paying for it for that matter. I have no idea why it bothers me so much, maybe it because it's a waste of food!

The only time that happened to me was when I watched Casablanca, I felt like someone was ordering a drink every 5 minutes and they just never drank it

Christinaon Feb. 17, 2012 at 12:50 p.m.

@TheFaithfullyDeparted said:

@Christina said:

@Black_Rose said:

@Sam_Peckinpaws said:

I've always noticed how scenes in restaurants show the characters ordering food, but the food never arrives. In fact, most of the time one character gets upset and storms off.

What I notice is that the food arrives but the conversation ends and they leave without touching it.

Yea I get so pissed when they just get up and leave the restaurant without eating like any of their food or even paying for it for that matter. I have no idea why it bothers me so much, maybe it because it's a waste of food!

The only time that happened to me was when I watched Casablanca, I felt like someone was ordering a drink every 5 minutes and they just never drank it

I feel like you see it a lot in teen movies, where kids are sat in the cafeteria eating lunch. Except they never actually seem to eat their lunch, they either just throw it away or just leave it.

Black_Roseon Feb. 17, 2012 at 1:05 p.m.

@Christina: This for me is the worst case of that:

They don't even touch the food, he just plays with the sugar and his blunt and then leave.

THE FUCK.

teh_destroyeron Feb. 17, 2012 at 7:17 p.m.

@Napalm said:

@teh_destroyer said:

@Napalm said:

Look, I'll just... I'll call you back.

No, allow me to call you back!

IHAVETOGOILLCALLYOUBAAAAACK...!

Forget about it, just leave a voice mail.

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