Is This Your New Transformers 3 Thespian?

She performed in Othello at Cambridge. Well, not really.

By Matt Rorie | May 25, 2010

If I told you I loved your body too, would you hold it against me? Or the poster. I'll accept the poster.

Rumors are flying around the net today that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Michael Bay's first choice to replace Megan Fox as the girl who's paid to make out with Shia LaBeowulf in next year's Transformers 3. She has no acting experience whatsoever, but she's a Victoria's Secret model and she presumably has an English accent. And there's probably nothing I like more than hot ladies with English accents, so let's all assume that Michael Bay knows what he's doing and the fact that she's never been in a movie before is nothing to worry about.

41 Comments

skrutopon May 25, 2010 at 12:37 p.m.

YES! YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES please.

Actually, I still want Gemma Atkinson, with, like an Autobot bra or something (or would you have two robots that combine into the bra, like the racist twins from the last movie?)

Optimus: Autobots, transform and roll out!
Brabot: Nah, I'm good.

FrozenPeason May 25, 2010 at 12:40 p.m.

Michael Bay's new secret ingrediant

Zaphon May 25, 2010 at 12:51 p.m.

For some reason, I have no objection:

Daniel staff on May 25, 2010 at 1:09 p.m.

Super duper fine. I think I'm in love with her.

Delta_Assaulton May 25, 2010 at 1:11 p.m.

Fuck it, don't even have her take over as the Mikaela character. Let's just have Spike Witwicky hanging out with a Victoria's Secret model through Transformers 3. Like, who the hell even cares?

skrutopon May 25, 2010 at 1:16 p.m.

@Zaph: Awesome, I just watched that at work. I must be a damn moron.

Zaphon May 25, 2010 at 1:19 p.m.

@skrutop: If caught, show it to your boss. I'm sure he (or she!) will forgive you.

Rorieon May 25, 2010 at 1:21 p.m.

@Zaph: Well, I'll be in my bunk.

Light_Bahamuton May 25, 2010 at 1:26 p.m.

It's not like Megan Fox was acting in those filoms anyway. Nothing against her, I'm sure she's perfectly competent, but you can't act when your only direction is "stand there and look hot". When it was announced that she was quitting, I actually thought it was a smart career move for her, so maybe she'll have the chance to work with a director who actually, ya know, respects women.

skrutopon May 25, 2010 at 1:30 p.m.

@Zaph said:

" @skrutop: If caught, show it to your boss. I'm sure he (or she!) will forgive you. "

Holy shit, I just got a promotion!

Olivawon May 25, 2010 at 1:30 p.m.

Hahahahahaha.

Oh Michael Bay, will you ever stop being a pig?

ImHungryon May 25, 2010 at 1:36 p.m.

Well unless she can pretend to stare at fighting robots and seems to be in sort of danger, there's not much else to act. So .....safe choice?

dsd21on May 25, 2010 at 2:08 p.m.

Cartman has his own theme park, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There's no God.

Creamypieson May 25, 2010 at 2:13 p.m.

@Zaph: I am officially ON BOARD!

Mistress_Redheadon May 25, 2010 at 2:14 p.m.

Oh yay more tits and arse to do nothing for the story....

Im not going to get my robots only fight in space am I ... sigh

MrPinkon May 25, 2010 at 2:23 p.m.

Could care less about the Transformers after the crapfest that was the first movie (IMO).

However i just want to go on record to say, "I like boobies."

That is all.

Computerplayer1on May 25, 2010 at 3:42 p.m.

Bit of a butterface, but I guess it's not her face most people will be looking at.

swamplord666on May 25, 2010 at 4:01 p.m.

decent enough... the lips are distracting :S borderline lipo

Snailon May 25, 2010 at 4:10 p.m.

She fits the stereotype and I'll bet she's a bad actress.

So yeah, I'd say it's likely to happen.

GreggDon May 25, 2010 at 4:30 p.m.

So she's British? Probably the only thing I might like about this woman.

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