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Keanu Reeves (Charmingly) Threatens the Writers of Bill & Ted 3

"No worries. But a draft's six weeks away."


 "Dude, it&squot;s your Mom..."
 "Dude, it's your Mom..."

I remember a quote that floated around for a while--and by “floating around” I mean it showed up in one of those time-filling “Reel Quotes” slide-shows Regal used to play before your movie. A typecasting-shy  Keanu Reeves said something along the lines of his biggest fear being that “Here lies Ted” would be written on his tombstone. Two decades can change a lot, and in the many years since Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey bowed, the sometimes sad Mr. Reeves has ironically become the most enthusiastic cheerleader of this long-due, possibly most excellent “threequel.”

While promoting Henry’s Crime at MTV, Keanu was prodded into revealing that Ed Solomon and Chris Matheson were about six weeks away from turning in a draft. He then also made some congenial threats directly to them about getting on track. What little about the plot he discussed involved a middle-aged Wyld Stallyns coping with how their big song didn’t actually save the world and subsequently obsessing over making that big break happen. Time travel would, of course, be involved.

So it’s basically John Connor’s “sitch” in the first act of T3

Like I’ve said, I’m game for Bill & Ted 3 because  Bio-Dome and Dude, Where’s My Car? didn’t scratch that itch for me. However, I’m intrigued about how much this renewed interest has to do with trilogy completism. If movie #3 had come out in, say, Summer 1991, would there still be this kind of a talk for a fourth one?

KaosAngelon April 5, 2011 at 1:52 p.m.
Never liked the series to be honest.
BalrogsBainon April 5, 2011 at 2 p.m.
does anyone want a 47 year old Ted ? or would someone younger play ted
ReyGitanoon April 5, 2011 at 2:02 p.m.
I don't know if I'm ready for Bill and Ted to have another sequel after so many years.
PatVB moderator on April 5, 2011 at 2:03 p.m.
I don't think I've actually seen the second movie, but seeing Keanu play an aging Ted would be kind of awesome.
beheliton April 5, 2011 at 2:08 p.m.
WYLD STALLYNS!
Tartaruson April 5, 2011 at 2:11 p.m.
 Frankly I would love to see it and its nice to know that Reeves wouldn't be just coming back for a paycheck. I do wonder where Reeves career will go. He hasn't seemed to do much lately and hes probably not going to be Oscar material or anything like that but I always enjoy his presence in a film so I hope he keeps making movies.
benu302000on April 5, 2011 at 2:12 p.m.
I'm IN.
BlinkinCard41on April 5, 2011 at 2:18 p.m.
I'm interested. I'll be keeping my eye out for news on this one.
phoenix87x is online on April 5, 2011 at 2:24 p.m.
Somebody had to do it.
Daveyo520on April 5, 2011 at 2:30 p.m.
Bio-Dome was indeed supposed to be Bill & Ted 3 if some of you didn't know.
JRooon April 5, 2011 at 3:22 p.m.
strange things are afoot at the Circle K 
SSullyon April 5, 2011 at 3:37 p.m.
I would see it just to see them try and play bill and ted after all of these years. 
beheliton April 5, 2011 at 3:49 p.m.
@Daveyo520 said:

" Bio-Dome was indeed supposed to be Bill & Ted 3 if some of you didn't know. "

According to wiki...,

"A third theatrical film in the Bill and Ted franchise was planned, and a screenplay was written, though it never got past the pre-production phase. Contrary to popular belief, a large portion of the script was not adapted into the 1996 film Bio-Dome; the rumor was debunked by Alex Winter himself."
Chris2KLeeon April 5, 2011 at 4:26 p.m.
I'm game, only because this sounds like such a ridiculous idea.
lipp18on April 5, 2011 at 5:18 p.m.
im hesitant, but the movie just wouldnt feel right without at least a little bit of the late George Carlin
Spiritofon April 5, 2011 at 5:21 p.m.
Keanu Reeves should probably be worried that his tombstone is going to say, "Here lies Keanu Reeves".

Amirite?
Daveyo520on April 5, 2011 at 6:08 p.m.
@behelit: Oh my :O Well thank you, for informing me. This over all better now that B&T isn't tainted by that piece of crap.
vinsanityv22on April 5, 2011 at 6:16 p.m.
I love bill & ted. Both movies. I really fucking do. But I do not want this. Even with the always good intentioned Keanu Reeves championing this, they just don't make movies like this anymore. The 80's was the wild west compared to today. Everything - EVERY single piece of entertainment - is manufactured beyond belief. Unless it was based on a comic book, board game or tv show, a movie like Bill & Ted wouldn't even get greenlit today. And if it was? Some "flavor of the week" screenwriter would just plug in elements into Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey, like ad libs, and hand in a script. It would suck.
Just let it be. Bill & Ted is a product of much better, more creative times. It belongs next to Back to the Future and Ghostbusters for sure. Just go back and rewatch the two funny, extremely clever (making time travel work is no easy task), decidedly non-heinous two movies. A remake, reboot or sequel is just a baaaaaad idea.
_Phara0h_on April 5, 2011 at 8:07 p.m.
@balrogsbain
does anyone want a 47 year old Ted ? or would someone younger play ted
I was more thinking on the lines of when I watched the first 2 I was a teenager now I'm getting close to 30 and no I don't want to watch that kind of movie.

But seeing the only ppl that reguraly go to movies are teenagers why not make it. They are making a transformers 3....
Eyzon April 6, 2011 at 12:36 a.m.
Those producers love 'em some "trilogies". If only the 3rd one was made in the 90s...I fear what today's day n age would produce for a series like this...

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