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MTV Releases Full Trailer For New Teen Wolf Series

Lacrosse instead of basketball? What kind of were-douche is this?

By Matt Rorie  |  March 30, 2011

  
It's unfortunate that someone neglected to send us this video for MTV's new series version of Teen Wolf before leaving it for every other site on the net to grab; it's in a million different embeddable players out there, but none are as smooth and delicious as ours is. I'm sure it was merely an oversight.   
 
Anyway, this is where your childhood has gone. Adorable Michael J Fox comedy about the need to feel special turned into yet another Twilight clone. They replaced basketball with lacrosse, for god's sake! I can't honestly speak my mind about what I think of lacrosse players, except to lightly comment that I haven't liked a single one that I've met, and have in fact felt quite the opposite about many of them. It's a sport for dummy dumbheads. Dummies. 
 
There's also a werewolf.
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38 Comments
notoriousbcbon March 30, 2011 at 9:03 a.m.
Interesting. . .if I could only see it. . .
beheliton March 30, 2011 at 9:10 a.m.
Teen Wolf?  I think that franchise is best left in the 80s.
familyphotoshooton March 30, 2011 at 9:15 a.m.
Video's busted, Rorie.
remaininlighton March 30, 2011 at 9:15 a.m.
Don't sling it if you can't bring it, rorie.
SaltyPancakeson March 30, 2011 at 9:17 a.m.
A fresh baked loaf of irony fresh out of the oven. Rorie's words are all I need, the video working would just distract from the gum flapping gems he artfully commanded on to the page. 
 
<3
TheCheese33on March 30, 2011 at 9:20 a.m.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with lacrosse! My grandfather played lacrosse like a champ when he was in college.
Rek503on March 30, 2011 at 9:21 a.m.
Video is busted. If only we could use the sweet, sweet whiskey media embedded player. I'm sure it would have worked then.
Organicalistic_on March 30, 2011 at 9:41 a.m.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! furries forever..
Everyones_A_Criticon March 30, 2011 at 9:42 a.m.
All I want to know is whether or not someone is going to flash their dick at the end of the final episode.
EnSabacon March 30, 2011 at 9:42 a.m.
"Sorry, we're unable to offer this video to users in your region." Looks like us Canadians can't watch the video. I'm looking forward to a proper trailer to be released. MTV does this all the time, boo.
PenguinDuston March 30, 2011 at 9:43 a.m.
 
And, yeah it's not my Michael J. Fox or even my Jason Bateman's Teen Wolf.  It's all Vampire-Diaries-like with moody teens and some 'bad boys" werewolves mixed in that the hero has to protect his love interest from...or are we calling them lycans now?  Anyway, maybe it will be good, but I have the feeling its going to just another teen soap opera with a paranormal angle.     
 
I don't mind the lacrosse too since obviously it gives the hero a chance to really get out there and run. I doubt we'll see the guy winning the big game in his wolfen form though.  
 
If you want werewolves on TV you're better served with the British Being Human.  
skrutopon March 30, 2011 at 9:50 a.m.
Dear Christ.  I guess we all knew that gay vampire stories would lead to gay werewolf stories.
Sogemanon March 30, 2011 at 9:55 a.m.
I give it 1 season. Looks terrible, like some soap opera (visuals)
Greenshoeson March 30, 2011 at 10:16 a.m.
Go abstinence!
ScanCase moderator on March 30, 2011 at 10:20 a.m.
Well that looks sufficiently horrible. Check please!
onlineatronon March 30, 2011 at 10:23 a.m.
If you want to come away with a kink in your neck, here's a vertically adjusted YouTube version for all us non-Americans:    
  
 
Looks awful. 
SteevDaveon March 30, 2011 at 10:25 a.m.
Now yes, it looks very dumb. However, do we need to pretend that teen wolf was some shining beacon of comedy?  Really it's a crappy movie turning into a different kind of crappy tv show, and nothing of value was lost.
Hailinelon March 30, 2011 at 10:32 a.m.
@SteevDave said:
" Now yes, it looks very dumb. However, do we need to pretend that teen wolf was some shining beacon of comedy?  Really it's a crappy movie turning into a different kind of crappy tv show, and nothing of value was lost. "
When were you born? 1995?
endaroundon March 30, 2011 at 10:34 a.m.
It almost starts out like an American Werewolf in London then gets some Being Human stuff thrown in before we go full Twilight.  Though I must admit having the mom check out shirtless son gives it a special MTV touch.
onlineatronon March 30, 2011 at 11:03 a.m.
Teen Wolf? 
 
Moar like TWEEN Wolf.  

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