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MTV's Real World Contract: If You Get AIDS, It's Not Our Fault

You might also get raped! Or die! Which also won't be MTV's fault.

Personally, I think a little AIDS might do this group some good.
Personally, I think a little AIDS might do this group some good.

Contracts for actors are always funny things, since they have to account for any foreseeable circumstance that might arise while filming. As it turns out, the contract for MTV's reality show The Real World, which the Village Voice obtained a copy of, is spectacularly and hilariously all-encompassing in terms of what it covers. Granted, it probably has to be, considering that they're usually putting seven horny assholes in the same house for a few months, but still, the lengths that MTV goes to control the lives of the cast members is...impressive. Here are some of the juicier tidbits, as culled by the Voice:

  • You may die, lose limbs, and suffer nervous breakdowns.
  • You may be humiliated and explicitly portrayed "in a false light."
  • If you contract AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases while filming ["gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), Chlamydia, scabies (crabs),'hepatitis, genital warts, and other communicable and sexually transmitted diseases or Pregnancy; etc"], MTV is not responsible.
  • Interacting with other cast members carries the risk of "non-consensual physical contact" and should you contract AIDS, etc. during such an interaction, MTV is not responsible.
  • You can't change your physical appearance during filming, without the Producer's express permission.
  • You grant the Producer blanket rights to your life story.
  • The Producer can do pretty much anything they want with your life story, including misrepresent it.
  • The production crew can show up at your personal house at any time to film and/or to take anything they want, as long as they return the objects once production has ended.

I cannot imagine what goes through the heads of anyone who actually signs this contract. You're basically telling MTV that they have carte blanche to not only edit the show to portray you in a false light, but actually fabricate material to make you out to be a terrible person, as well as enter your personal residence at any time they wish to take anything they want. Also, if you get raped, then whoops! MTV's gonna let you guys figure that situation out for yourselves.

VioletEyedDragonon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:08 p.m.
Interacting with other cast members carries the risk of "non-consensual physical contact" and should you contract AIDS, etc. during such an interaction, MTV is not responsible. 
 
its all shocking but that particular paragraph really struck me.  what exactly are they going to do on this show??  
Belonpopoon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:12 p.m.
I like that last one the most.
mbkishon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:15 p.m.

Good stuff... It almost sounds like they might just have an AIDS-carrying monkey to visit the house. Maybe one from Jersey Shore.

Captain_Felafelon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:26 p.m.

I love how Pregnancy is included in the "other sexually transmitted diseases while filming" section.

Flap_jacksonon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:26 p.m.
And can't decide what's worse, MTV, or the douchebags that would actually agree to this crap.
Bestosteroon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:27 p.m.
they say that as though they dont already have aids, derp lol
 
jk of course! bad me *slap wrist* :(
Brendanon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:28 p.m.

I was going to list my favourites, but they're pretty much all my favourites.

shenstraon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:30 p.m.

So... you may be filmed whilst being raped by someone with HIV and MTV can then make it seems to the world like you really wanted to be raped by said person. Interesting. I'll pass. Now what if you end up pregnant as a result of being raped on camera. Do you need the producer's express permission to keep the baby? Because that would definitely chance your physical appearance...

Livon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:30 p.m.

@VioletEyedDragon: It's the real world, man. Shit gets real.

MadClawMannnon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:36 p.m.
Not really surprise. 
VioletEyedDragonon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:38 p.m.
@Liv said:

@VioletEyedDragon: It's the real world, man. Shit gets real.

lol  :)
ShadowKirbyon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:43 p.m.

@shenstra: The baby would probably belong to MTV. They'll keep it for a new baby oriented reality TV show.

CrimsonAvengeron Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:43 p.m.
So it's Big Brother with sex and no voting?
endaroundon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:44 p.m.
When you make a ratings win out of alcohol poisoning you know you're classy!
Delta_Assaulton Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:45 p.m.
@VioletEyedDragon said:
Interacting with other cast members carries the risk of "non-consensual physical contact" and should you contract AIDS, etc. during such an interaction, MTV is not responsible.  its all shocking but that particular paragraph really struck me.  what exactly are they going to do on this show??  
Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.
VioletEyedDragonon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:46 p.m.
@Delta_Assault said:
@VioletEyedDragon said:
Interacting with other cast members carries the risk of "non-consensual physical contact" and should you contract AIDS, etc. during such an interaction, MTV is not responsible.  its all shocking but that particular paragraph really struck me.  what exactly are they going to do on this show??  
Find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.
actually, i think ill pass on watching this one  :)
phoenix87xon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:48 p.m.
Once again, the story behind the scenes is exponentially more entertaining then the actual show.
Lurkeroon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:50 p.m.
They gotta break into "acting" somehow. If that's all they can get then power to em.
 
I wonder how defensible all that is in court though. Not all contracts are legally binding just because both parties agreed.
Levioon Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:57 p.m.

@Lurkero said:

I wonder how defensible all that is in court though. Not all contracts are legally binding just because both parties agreed.

As long as the actors get paid sufficiently, and as long as nothing is illegal, the contract should stand.

Though some of these things definitely sound illegal...

WiqidBritton Aug. 4, 2011 at 2:59 p.m.
@CrimsonAvenger: the Real World is older than Big Brother...

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