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New Fantastic Four Reboot and Die Hard Movies Get Titles?

Wait, what? They're making a Fantastic Four reboot already?


 Despite his best efforts, Silver Surfer couldn't manage to kill off this franchise entirely.
 Despite his best efforts, Silver Surfer couldn't manage to kill off this franchise entirely.
Hey, you remember that Fantastic Four movie that was nominally OK, which then got followed up by Rise of the Silver Surfer, a movie famous for the nerdrage it engendered by changing Galactus into a giant cloud? You remember how it came out less than three years ago and didn't do really well at the box office? Well, guess what: Fox is already preparing to reboot it, and AICN is reporting that there's already a potential title in the works: Fantastic Four Reborn. No plot details at this point, but hey, it already reminds me of Rob Liefeld's awful Heroes Reborn and Onslaught Reborn comics, which...makes me sad. But hey, now that Chris Evans is Captain America, I guess they need to recast the whole thing and make them all teenagers and have them fight the Mole Man or something. 
 
Also in the news is that a new Die Hard might be in the cards, tentatively titled Die Hard 24/7. That sounds like a movie that ought to be sponsored by a cell phone company or something. "John McClane's never out of contact thanks to the new Microsoft Kin, whether he's at play...or work!" Cut to terrorist getting a text message, checking it, reading "YIPPEE KAY YAY MOTHER*******", and McClane shooting him in the back of the head while he's distracted. Just make it R-rated and I'll be there, ok?   
Mistress_Redheadon June 9, 2010 at 10:55 a.m.
God, instead of remakes we are now getting RE BOOT's. Its funny as we were walking through the Uni area of town today we noticed in the window of one of the flats something that made me think of Hollywood right now 
 
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johnnydamageon June 9, 2010 at 11:14 a.m.

one word. - Ultimate 
Mushiron June 9, 2010 at 11:14 a.m.
I want to see that commercial be made. NOW!
Danyon June 9, 2010 at 11:16 a.m.
Why? They were good/fun film that made studios money so....this makes no sense.
CaseyMaloneon June 9, 2010 at 11:26 a.m.
Five words for you people to consider: 
 
Justin Bieber is Johnny Storm.
Daemonon June 9, 2010 at 11:33 a.m.
I want me some Annihilus baby! 
 
Actually it would be great if they could do a proper Dr. Doom considering he's the best comic book villain ever created and everything, but after that whiny, simpering, lovesick CEO Dr. Doom I suppose attempting to do a decent film with him involved might make folks a tad gun shy.
Jensonbon June 9, 2010 at 11:48 a.m.
Meh. At least the Fantastic Four franchise NEEDED a reboot, unlike Spider-Man, which very much did not as the most consistently good super hero movie franchise (I don't care what ANYONE says, Spider-Man 3 is a great movie). But as for that name? Reborn? Really? You want to hit people over the head with the reboot thing? Or are you trying to cash in on all that sweet sweet Matrix sequel love?
ViperPiloton June 9, 2010 at 12:09 p.m.

I just want Marvel Studios to get the rights. I wish when they were bought by Disney they hadn’t allowed Fox to keep the rights until they stop making movies, because we’re just going to get crappy reboot after crappy reboot. Same goes for X-Men, and Spider-man with Sony.

Olivawon June 9, 2010 at 12:23 p.m.
There is no way in which the original Fantastic Four was "nominally okay" at ANYTHING.
Matt staff on June 9, 2010 at 12:46 p.m.
@ViperPilot: Almost makes you wonder if Fox is waging some kind of Scorched Earth campaign to ruin those properties for Disney.
Mawrykon June 9, 2010 at 1:32 p.m.
Hey, if they do base the story on those Liefeld stories, the director should be forced to shoot in such a style as to give all actors Liefeld-esque feet.  
 
I'm not against scrapping the old cast, although I do think they are revisiting the FF franchise a little too soon. 
MichaelBachon June 9, 2010 at 1:53 p.m.
Last Die Hard was awesome, more of that please. Not sure about the fantastic four.. they dont seem to fit so well on live action.
Aarnyon June 9, 2010 at 2:04 p.m.
Why can't they just let bad things die.
MrPinkon June 9, 2010 at 7:15 p.m.
@Matt:
A very good point.  Makes me wonder if these purported reboots involving Spider-Man by Sony,  and now the Fantastic Four are all geared towards making Marvel/Disney cringe so they will lay the $ down to obtain those rights back.    
 
Then again, I could be dreaming a nerdtastic dream.  *sigh*
Boukeon June 10, 2010 at 6:23 a.m.

Does that mean no Jessica Alba as Sue Storm?
PenguinDuston June 10, 2010 at 7:17 a.m.
No more Die Hards please.  Unless it's Die Hard on the space station. "Come out to space, have a few laughs..."
 
As for the Fantastic Four, I can see it.  First things first, create a good and menacing Dr. Doom.  The first two movies were "bleh" to "meh", however where they really failed was in their villains.  That needs to be fixed first because a hero is only as good as the villain who opposes them.  Returning to Die Hard, look at Alan Rickman vs whoever was the guy in DH4.

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