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Portman Wants to Get Ribald with BYO

A sex-com with a premise more fantastical than Star Wars.


 They&squot;re calling this a "girl&squot;s Superbad." You suppose the dudes excited about the freaky stuff with Mila Kunis in Black Swan will be excited about an"unintentional hand-holding" scene with Anne Hathaway?
 They're calling this a "girl's Superbad." You suppose the dudes excited about the freaky stuff with Mila Kunis in Black Swan will be excited about an"unintentional hand-holding" scene with Anne Hathaway?

You hear it enough times - - actors talking about the kind of movies they have to be in that when it's a different kind that they really want to be in. It seems like Natalie Portman’s gone through years and years of quirky and/or provocative indy dramas and huge sci-fi spectacles when, all this time, she’s really just wanted to be in  Porky's.

The LA Times’ 24 Frames blog says she has a script she’s hawking around called BYO (as in “Bring Your Own.) She co-wrote it with a college friend and is aiming to star and produce with Anne Hathaway possibly co-starring as the second of “two very different twentysomething women who, after finding themselves unlucky in love, decide to throw a party to which each female attendee brings an eligible bachelor.”  

Which is kind-of an unrealistic premise (perhaps even more fantastical than any of the Star Wars flicks.) I’m sure you Screened heads have been to enough sausage fests to realize that there’s really never been a party in danger of a male shortage.  Maybe the key word is “eligible” which, if there were formal invites for this thing, would likely be emboldened, underlined and italicized for impossible-to-miss emphasis. 

gelatinabominationon Nov. 15, 2010 at 10:14 a.m.
Well, this sounds terrible.
Toxin066on Nov. 15, 2010 at 10:16 a.m.
The only male shortage I've ever seen is when I'm naked and look in the mir-awwwwwwwww.
 
As a dude, I wouldn't want to go see a female version of Superbad. I'd be downright uncomfortable watching women go through those kinds of situations. There's nothing lady-like about it at all.
 
Also, I don't know Miss Portman personally, but nothing about her seems to scream "WRITER!"
skrutopon Nov. 15, 2010 at 10:52 a.m.
Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman-looking chicks always seem to have trouble attracting men.  They're so ugly, who could possibly love them?
 
 Exhibit A: Ugly
 Exhibit A: Ugly
 Ewwwwww.
 Ewwwwww.
No_name_here staff on Nov. 15, 2010 at 11:07 a.m.
@Toxin066 said:
" The only male shortage I've ever seen is when I'm naked and look in the mir-awwwwwwwww.
Ay-oh!
MrCHUP0Non Nov. 15, 2010 at 1:56 p.m.
"Male shortage." Good one!
Lydian_Selon Nov. 15, 2010 at 2:52 p.m.
Maybe it's just American parties that are total sausage festivals because I can't ever remember going to an Australian shindig in which the male to female ratio was drastically skewed towards dudes. 
 
I really like Natalie Portman but every time I hear something about a sexy comedy from the female perspective I just think of movies like Coming Soon & Live Nude Girls (both of which I just had to add to the site). Then I sigh.
No_name_here staff on Nov. 15, 2010 at 4:23 p.m.
@Lydian_Sel said:
" Maybe it's just American parties that are total sausage festivals because I can't ever remember going to an Australian shindig in which the male to female ratio was drastically skewed towards dudes.    
Maybe I need to visit Australia again...
fuzzayon Nov. 15, 2010 at 6:09 p.m.
@skrutop said:
" Anne Hathaway and Natalie Portman-looking chicks always seem to have trouble attracting men.  They're so ugly, who could possibly love them?
 
 Exhibit A: Ugly
 Exhibit A: Ugly
 Ewwwwww.
 Ewwwwww.
"
Yet they never knock on my door. :(
JonathanMooreon Nov. 16, 2010 at 6:37 a.m.
As sexist as this may sounds, there is still something about this premise that makes me as a male uncomfortable.
PenguinDuston Nov. 16, 2010 at 6:52 a.m.
So does this mean she won't be howling like a dog in a Porky's remake?
Cosmic_Sentinelon Nov. 16, 2010 at 8:40 a.m.
@Tom_Pinchuk said:
" @Lydian_Sel said:
" Maybe it's just American parties that are total sausage festivals because I can't ever remember going to an Australian shindig in which the male to female ratio was drastically skewed towards dudes.    
Maybe I need to visit Australia again... "
Australia has whole towns that are sausage fests, like the one pleading for "ugly ducklings" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7567239.stm
Dr_Sarcasmicon Nov. 20, 2010 at 11:14 a.m.
I would love to see Natalie Portman go back to her The Professional roots and do something a bit darker - that actually requires real acting, but I don't think this is it.  It sounds very cookie cutter and will likely lead to a series of 'impossible situations that end in a happy ending where everyone learns something valuable".  I'm, and I'm sure a lot of film fans are as well, sick of Hollywood actresses who are hot playing the "I can't meet a guy" game on screen.  It just isn't believable or realistic.  Superbad worked because neither star was attractive at all and no one plays awkward teen better than Mike Cera.  Anne Hathaway, in my opinion, really isn't an actress.  More like scrawny screen dressing.  Portman has some potential still and showed a very hilarious side when she cameoed on The Lonely Island's first CD.  She may have some chops available in the comedy side of things but it would really be a departure from where she would probably be be better off.  The fact that she and a college buddy roommate doesn't worry me.  If it gets greenlit it'll get plenty of rewrites I'm sure.  Still wouldn't save this project, but I'm sure plenty of people will watch it thinking they'll catch a glimpse of something naughty.  

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