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Quick and Dirty: Going The Distance and Machete!

The quick. And the dirty.

 
JohnMurphyon Sept. 3, 2010 at 10:16 a.m.
boom
Everyones_A_Criticon Sept. 3, 2010 at 10:28 a.m.
I need to see Machete this weekend..
George_McBainon Sept. 3, 2010 at 10:32 a.m.
dodgin' the police, wooo
Martin_Blankon Sept. 3, 2010 at 10:39 a.m.
I hope Machete doesn't become the new Scarface for Latino wanna-be gangsters. Because that would be inelegant.
 
Also, that hood totally has a boner.
UberExplodeyon Sept. 3, 2010 at 10:50 a.m.
I'll have to get drunk and see this. Thanks!
Jameson Sept. 3, 2010 at 10:54 a.m.
I'm gonna have to see Machete 
oxon Sept. 3, 2010 at 12:03 p.m.
alex is a grumpy pants at 2 30
DeadDorfon Sept. 3, 2010 at 12:07 p.m.
Alex, no offense, but you shouldn't keep Matt from going interestingly off-topic. That's pretty much the draw of your site.
WalkerTR77on Sept. 3, 2010 at 12:07 p.m.
@ox: Anyone would be grumpy after watching so much netflix shit like transmorphers. Glad to hear that machete is good though.
DrPockets000on Sept. 3, 2010 at 12:58 p.m.
I'm so excited for Machete!!
sureokayon Sept. 3, 2010 at 1:04 p.m.
Surprised hearing Going the Distance was funny. Looked terrible to me.
Nimeon Sept. 3, 2010 at 1:23 p.m.
Every interview I've seen with Trejo about Machete, he just says he got to kiss Jessica Alba and gets all smiley about it.
MetalGearSunnyon Sept. 3, 2010 at 1:23 p.m.
It's been a while since a Quick and Dirty video. Always love watching these!
AJon Sept. 3, 2010 at 2:41 p.m.
@DeadDorf said:
" Alex, no offense, but you shouldn't keep Matt from going interestingly off-topic. That's pretty much the draw of your site. "
This.
 
 
 
Also, RUNNING RED LIGHTS LIKE A PRO.
MarkWahlbergon Sept. 3, 2010 at 6:45 p.m.
So, is the fact that Danny Trejo is banging all these women when he's like, 60 something, supposed to be part of the joke? Or is it as weird as it sounds?
Rorie staff on Sept. 8, 2010 at 12:19 p.m.
@MarkWahlberg:  Dunno, but I like it. I think.

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Machete: ex-Federale with a serious chip on his shoulder. Double-crossed and left for dead by the cabal that hired him, Machete's on a mission to deliver fiery payback with the help of a few friends. Based on a fake trailer filmed for 'Grindhouse'.

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