
All that hard work seems unnecessary when you consider what MGM is doing with its upcoming Red Dawn remake. According to the L.A. Times, the studio is a little freaked out about the idea of angering the Chinese with their updated-for-modern-times remake, specifically because of all the money distributors make releasing films in China. So, with the help of $1 million's worth of digital trickery, all the Chinese symbols and flags will be replaced by North Korean ones. No word on whether or not they'll be overdubbing the previously Chinese dialogue with Korean, or if MGM just assumes that anyone who would go see a remake of Red Dawn is just some permutation of the Asians in the Library girl.
None of this comes at the behest of the Chinese government, but rather purely out of fear of some kind of future behest that could come from the Chinese government down the road. No word on Kim Jong-Il's opinion on the matter, but you can expect that he'll probably still watch the movie in his massive private screening room while sipping expensive brandy and sitting on a chair made from the bones of the failed 2010 North Korean World Cup team.

























thanks for making my day.
The lack of spine, over abundance of misplaced guilt, and our ability to fall all over ourselves trying to clean up a mess that isn't there, makes me think the United States is becoming the meme of Planet Earth. Where's my looping YouTube clip of Uncle Sam taking a nut shot while 'Yakkity Sax' is playing in the background?
Ha-ha, yeah that would be the kicker if they just let it all slide. I'm sure the North Koreans just came to do their laundry, buy their food and cook some meals.
It couldn't be any more or less plausible than Russians magically parachuting into an American midwestern town and gunning down a high school teacher as their first act of agression.
At least Russia had, you know, A NAVY. North Korea has about as much a chance of invading the US as a bird has getting into space.
As to the lack of Nazis, that has more to do with the fact that getting approval for Nazi imagery in movies is really hard to do in Germany and other places in Europe. So many movies just drop them. Check the guards at the concentration camp at the beginning of X-Men, they aren't wearing any Nazi badges.
That is exactly what I thought when North Korea was taken out of the World Cup. "I bet they're gonna be executed and turned into furniture or something"
I predict Kim Jong Il will be in it. He will wear a tracksuit and will be killed by one of the kids in the climatic final moments, a la Modern Warfare 2 Soap knife kill.
Edit: I prematurely posted and didn't realize they just edited the movie. Ha! Look forward to the walkie talkie version coming soon.