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Teaser for Trailer: The Expendables 2

Ok, ok "I'm pumped"

...and scared. I didn't see the first one. Either life got in the way or I somehow just didn't get enough of that magnetic force that pulls you into a theater, but after Terry Crews' audience revving up-ness I am ashamed to admit I am pretty pumped. I'm thinking an Expendables 1 at home followed by an Expendables 2 in theaters marathon sounds like the makings for a great evening.

Just a cast reminder: Liam Hemsworth, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren and the list goes on and on.

The more that I think about it I must have been dead the time that the first one came out (or at least outa town).

AuthenticMon May 2, 2012 at 11:18 a.m.

That was funny.

RockinKemosabeon May 2, 2012 at 11:32 a.m.

Okay now that they've started making fun of teasers for trailers, I think they can stop now.

MrMazzon May 2, 2012 at 11:39 a.m.

Its no longer cool to have or reference trailers for trailers if you (a big media company) references it.

phoenix87xon May 2, 2012 at 11:49 a.m.

Everytime I see terry Crews, I think of this:

red_roveron May 2, 2012 at 11:50 a.m.

Well done.

Paindamnationon May 2, 2012 at 1:14 p.m.

@phoenix87x said:

Everytime I see terry Crews, I think of this:

pure gold.

Daniel_Newton moderator on May 2, 2012 at 1:34 p.m.

I like the other Old Spice Guy better.

Acura_Max moderator on May 2, 2012 at 2 p.m.

I don't understand why actors have to tell me to watch a trailer that I am already watching. Also that Terry Crews sure loves grabbing his crotch. I was half expecting him to pull a moonwalk at any second.

Foggenon May 2, 2012 at 2:12 p.m.

The staff at Screened hasn't seen The Expendables. What the fuck is going on in this world.

ganglyon May 2, 2012 at 3:35 p.m.

@Acura_Max said:

Also that Terry Crews sure loves grabbing his crotch.

Yeah, that seemed really weird to me. He's not a rapper from 1996. I don't think people really do that anymore. Someone should tell him.

That, or he's having a baaad reaction to his Old Spice.

Also, The Expendables was an over-serious pointless bore fest that managed to overlook everything that made these shitty actor's flicks bearable in the first place. Nothing I've seen looks like this completely unnecessary sequel will be anything but worse. Bring on the CG blood! :(

Tomrockon May 2, 2012 at 3:40 p.m.

Huh, and here I was thinking it was Chris Hemsworth in this film! I got them confused in the Hunger Games too, it doesn't help that they're the spitting image of each other!

aseddon130on May 2, 2012 at 3:46 p.m.

whenever i think of Terry Crews, i think of this:

Eyzon May 3, 2012 at 3:32 a.m.

Heck, I only watched the first one early this year, AND I LOVED IT!! So pumped for the new one, can't wait.

I'll wait for the actual trailer :P

Nightfangon May 3, 2012 at 10:56 a.m.

@AuthenticM said:

That was funny.

jackandersonon May 3, 2012 at 11:07 a.m.

@gangly: So you mean that I'm committing some sort of public decency offense every 15 minutes, then?

Also, I had a lot of fun with The Expendables so I am excited for this sequel. Does that make me a bad person?

ganglyon May 3, 2012 at 11:30 a.m.

@jackanderson: I'm sorry to be the one to sell you Jack, but yes, yes it does. ;)

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