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Teaser Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

"We're the same temperature now" is the latest entry in the category of "lines from Edward that sound like something a serial killer would say."

I never did get around to seeing Breaking Dawn: Part 1, but the trailer above isn't doing much to convince me that missed anything. Young Idiots Staring At Each Other would be my suggestion for an alternate title for this series.

NakAttackon March 26, 2012 at noon

At least I can take solace in that this is the last one

iAmJohnon March 26, 2012 at 12:07 p.m.

"We're the same temperature now"? Jesus fucking Christ, could they make Edward more of a creepy raper guy?

ganglyon March 26, 2012 at 12:28 p.m.

Another quite appropriate, and perhaps more interesting, alternate title would be:

Hybristophilia - Part 2

Hadoken101on March 26, 2012 at 12:59 p.m.

Oh fuck, I forgot this hadn't come out yet. I THOUGHT WE WERE FREE

TheHumanDoveon March 26, 2012 at 1:01 p.m.

If theres one thing girls love, it's a stalker

SSullyon March 26, 2012 at 1:08 p.m.

OH MY GOD SHE IS GOING TO KILL THAT DEAR!

Thejugglingbumon March 26, 2012 at 2:36 p.m.

Haha I love Rorie's tag line!

DrPockets000on March 26, 2012 at 2:41 p.m.

Part 1 was so damn funny. Hoping that this will be the same.

snake_runneron March 26, 2012 at 3:36 p.m.

I can't wait for the Rifftrax!

Fascismon March 26, 2012 at 3:51 p.m.

OH NO! SHES GOING TO KILL AND EAT AN ANIMAL THAT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE KILL AND EAT EVERY YEAR!

LiquidSwordson March 26, 2012 at 4:25 p.m.

Why did I press play for :(

MarkWahlbergon March 26, 2012 at 4:53 p.m.

@Fascism said:

OH NO! SHES GOING TO KILL AND EAT AN ANIMAL THAT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE KILL AND EAT EVERY YEAR!

But she's a vampire, so she's going to eat it sexually. Like George Costanza.

B_Hearton March 26, 2012 at 4:55 p.m.

Trailer looks good, can't wait to see this. Hope it holds up too the ending in the books.

UltimAXEon March 26, 2012 at 6:03 p.m.

Is it okay that I judge these without ever seeing them?

Jesuson March 26, 2012 at 8:40 p.m.

Greatest line ever.

Deathawkon March 26, 2012 at 11:52 p.m.

At the Hunger Games premier I went to everybody laughed at the deer scene, even the girls who were making cat-calls seconds before thought that scene was ridiculous.

simianon March 27, 2012 at 1:50 a.m.

The best part is at 0:40 with Creepy Bella. If I had the drive (drained from watching Pt1) I'd have turned it into an animated GIF by now.

Rajuon March 27, 2012 at 6:43 a.m.

@NakAttack: Until the inevitable prequel cashgrab a few years down the line, anyway.

NakAttackon March 27, 2012 at 7:44 a.m.

@Raju: Or they will reboot the whole mess. ugggh

Linkster7on March 27, 2012 at 8:15 a.m.

Same temperature ? I don't even know what to make of this anymore, thank god this is the last one.

Dig Deeper into The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

Bella, the Cullens, and the wolves team up with various vampires with fantastic powers in order to protect Bella's daughter, Renesme, from the centuries-old clan of vampire royalty known as the Volturi.

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