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Ted Danson Snapping On The Rubber Gloves For CSI's 12th Season

Actor becomes latest big fish caught in CSI's net as he takes over where Laurence Fishburne left off. Also, Mark Valley finds a landing spot after the death of Human Target

It's a scary ghost! Oh, wait, it's just celebrity Ted Danson. My mistake.
It's a scary ghost! Oh, wait, it's just celebrity Ted Danson. My mistake.

After Laurence Fishburne left his role on CSI, you knew that the showrunners would have to lure some kind of big name to replace him. He's no Morpheus, but how's Ted Danson strike you? CBS announced yesterday that good old Sam Malone is going to be focusing his laser beams and polishing off his DNA spectrum analyzer, or whatever they use on that show, for a major regular role next season as the head of the graveyard shift of the CSI crew.

Danson's coming off well-regarded turns on Bored To Death and Damages, with the latter role earning him a Golden Globe nomination and the former role apparently still continuing despite his new workload. He's a TV actor by trade, so he should fit right into the busy schedule that such a high-profile show demands, and he's a familiar face to the older demographic that CSI caters to, having been a regular on Cheers for over a decade. He'll start up with the series' season premiere on September 21st, when it shifts to Wednesdays from Thursdays.

In another TV casting news, it looks like professional dreamboat Mark Valley will be joining the cast of Harry's Law next season after the cancellation of Human Target. Valley worked with showrunner David Kelley on The Practice, so he's a known quantity, and he's certainly easy on the eyes. He's also quite attractive. I mean to say he's good-looking.

Alright, I'll stop now.

TehJedicakeon July 13, 2011 at 10:17 a.m.

What....

_jackbaueron July 13, 2011 at 10:49 a.m.
Mark Valley used to be married to Fringe actor Anna Torv.  I love Anna Torv... I've got a huge crush on Bolivia Dunham, Olivia's counterpart from the alternative universe. 
 
I couldn't care less about CSI or Mark Valley.
Radio_Resistanceon July 13, 2011 at 11:27 a.m.
Guess I'll be checking out Harry's Law next. But tv-land needs more Jackie Earle Haley.
Hawkeyeon July 13, 2011 at 11:48 a.m.
Ted Danson is looking more and more like Harry Caray every day.
drstrawberryon July 13, 2011 at 12:16 p.m.
Like me some Ted Danson 
Eueyon July 13, 2011 at 12:31 p.m.
I'm glad he's still doing Bored To Death cos he is fantastic in that show.
Darkstornon July 13, 2011 at 2:50 p.m.

Not a CSI fan, but Ted Danson is a boss. 'Becker' is still my favorite role from him, though.

lionellaflareon July 13, 2011 at 3:29 p.m.
BECKER!!!
Tyler_Durdenon July 13, 2011 at 3:37 p.m.
From bar owner to criminal investigator. Ted Danson is truly a man among men.
MrPinkon July 13, 2011 at 3:43 p.m.

I never saw Human Target but its sad it didn't last because it is based on a comic book property. Then again, not all comic book properties are guaranteed to garner interest from TV viewers.

I never watch CSI but its pretty good casting, he's a cool actor, I like him even if some of his work hasn't been remarkable from the past, he's OK. That Frankenstein looking sumofabitch.

FlemmingMon July 13, 2011 at 4:42 p.m.

Now get him to partner up with John Ratzenberger, George Wendt and Woody Harrelson And I might watch the show

vinsanityv22on July 13, 2011 at 6:01 p.m.
Ted Danson needs some sunglasses. CSI Miami has taught me that it's impossible to solve crimes without them.
not_a_bumblebeeon July 13, 2011 at 7:25 p.m.
Ted Danson needs to play the same character from Bored to Death
PatVB moderator on July 14, 2011 at 2:04 a.m.
Poor guy. But I can't fault him for getting paid.
Parsnipon July 14, 2011 at 7:44 a.m.

Ted Danson in CSI, I like this thought.

Also, Mark Valley was in short lived series called Keen Eddie a few years back. And it was wonderful.

Ezekiel2517on July 14, 2011 at 10:26 a.m.
@FlemmingM said:

Now get him to partner up with John Ratzenberger, George Wendt and Woody Harrelson And I might watch the show

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