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The Lion King Hakuna Matadas All Over Everyone's Asses, Drive Stabs its Way to a Solid Third Place, and Other Box Office News

As for Straw Dogs and I Don't Know How She Does It? Well...

If you didn't go see Drive this weekend, this face is the last thing you'll see before Ryan Gosling takes a hammer to your skull.
If you didn't go see Drive this weekend, this face is the last thing you'll see before Ryan Gosling takes a hammer to your skull.

Showing that even the poison-tipped edge of a 3D marketing campaign can't stop the power of a Disney classic brought back to theaters, The Lion King (in 3D)--those parenthesis likely used as a sort of disease bubble to try and prevent the noxious fumes of 3D from killing the movie dead--easily slid into the top box office slot this weekend, amassing $29.3 million in ticket sales. Interestingly, there were apparently some 2D showings of Lion King floating around, but evidently not very many, as 3D showings accounted for 92% of the total gross. Don't be shocked if Disney floats a few more screenings next weekend toward the 2D market, just to see if they can get a few hold-outs to wander back to the movie theater with their kids in tow.

Of the non-animated, non-rereleased films debuting in theaters this past weekend, Drive, the Ryan Gosling-fronted crime drama that I called the best film of the year so far, managed a decent enough third place, with $11 million in tickets. That is, of course, compared to a $13 million total budget, which it should eclipse sometime before this coming weekend. However, predictably bullish on everything, Box Office Mojo figures that the movie won't fare well beyond this weekend, given its rather nasty C- Cinemascore. That is the rating given by moviegoers interviewed after having seen a film. Essentially, Drive looks to be this year's version of The American, a movie perhaps marketed incorrectly to alter the expectations of viewers from thinking it to be the methodical, artistically-minded drama that it is. Though reviews have been largely very positive, some viewers apparently aren't into the whole arthouse vibe the thing has going on. Apparently Ryan Gosling in a kick-ass scorpion jacket crushing people's skulls isn't enough to satisfy the masses these days. That's a cryin' shame, if you ask me.

As for the other two big releases of the weekend--the ill-conceived remake of Sam Peckinpah's Straw Dogs, and the Sarah Jessica Parker romantic mom-edy I Don't Know How She Does It--neither made much of an impact. Straw Dogs came in fifth with a lackluster $5 million, and I Don't Know How She Does It (which is a title I am looking forward to never typing out again) lagged behind even that, with $4.5 million. Evidently the promise of seeing Kate Bosworth (her character, I mean) get raped by Alexander Skarsgard (again, his character) and/or being lulled to sleep by the quiet rhythms of Sarah Jessica Parker's milquetoast acting weren't enough to bring audiences out. Shocking, right?

Not much to report on the indie front, aside from My Afternoons with Margueritte, a French film starring Gerard Depardeau that managed a strong $10,450 per-screen average in the two theaters it debuted at. Between this and the still performing Sarah's Key, people really dig them French movies this year, don't they?

Now then, let's have ourselves a top ten list.

1. The Lion King

$29.3 million / NEW-ISH
I don't care how strong you think your movie is, there is no defeating The Lion King. Disney re-releases are like A-Bombs for the box office. Once they drop that shit, nothing else survives.

2. Contagion

$14.4 million / $44.2 million
A strong second week showing likely means that all the conspiracy theory nutjobs finally read enough positive postings on their various newsgroup forums to leave their hermetically sealed anti-government disease bubbles long enough to go see a movie. Then they probably saw a black helicopter and ran home quick as they could to add a few extra layers of tinfoil to their favorite hat.

3. Drive

$11 million / NEW
Again, the small budget of this thing makes this opening a pretty good success, but word-of-mouth is likely to be a big issue in coming weeks. I am literally racking my brains, trying to think of what people might have wanted from this movie other than what they got. While the ads maybe make it look a tad more action-y than it is, it's pretty apparent that it's not a typical action film. If you were one of the ones whose expectations were not met, tell me, what the hell were you expecting?

4. The Help

$6.4 million / $147.4 million
I'm so massively out of snippy things to say about this movie and I guarantee it's going to hang around for at least three more weeks. There just aren't any more jokes to make about self-satisfied old white people. I've run the gamut. If you've got any lying around that you've been sitting on for a special occasion, by all means, hit me with 'em!

5. Straw Dogs

$5 million / NEW
Considering that the original Straw Dogs wasn't really a huge success to begin with, I don't know what anyone involved here was expecting.

6. I Don't Know How She Does It

$4.5 million / NEW
The lesson here for Sarah Jessica Parker? Nobody is interested in watching you in movies unless you're doing something slutty with your middle-aged HBO friends.

7. The Debt

$2.9 million / $26.5 million
People are still going to see this? Sheesh! Get a life, Jews!

8. Warrior

$2.8 million / $9.9 million
I think we can officially call this one a massive bomb, now. Shame, because again, it really is good.

9. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

$2.6 million / $171.6 million
This week's adorable monkey photo, in place of commentary.

10. Colombiana

$2.3 million / $33.3 million
I guess we can finally say goodbye to Zoe Saldana's shaking, booty-shorted ass (and anything else this movie contained, I suppose). That's probably for the best.

Dropped Out: Shark Night 3D; Our Idiot Brother; Spy Kids: All the Time in the World

Source: Box Office Mojo

EddyNZon Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:07 a.m.

I'm looking forward to catching both Drive and Warrior, both opening this weekend in the UK

skrutopon Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:08 a.m.

Drive is certainly the kind of movie that my wife and I would like. It's also the kind of movie that we'd wait to see on Netflix.

steelknight2000on Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:16 a.m.

OK, so I'm confused. Should I or should I not sit down and watch The American?

Crono11on Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:20 a.m.

I really loved Drive. I also loved the American.

TheMailToadon Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:21 a.m.
Love the Futurama shout out in the Contagion commentary Alex!
Parsnipon Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:21 a.m.
Cowboys & Aliens has almost gone even, finally.
I wonder how much did the fairly lengthy international opening schedule hurt it. It felt like it had a lot more buzz going on before it opened in the US and after that the lackluster word of mouth probably hurt it a bit.
 
Incidentally, I still haven't seen it. I imagine that a lot of people are like me and have chosen to rent it or something because of the response.
cooljammer00on Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:22 a.m.
So Drive isn't an action movie?
AlwaysBeClothingon Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:22 a.m.

It kind of sucks that a 3d "update" of an old animated film is destroying original ips. However I love that Alex has the concession, NEW-ISH, both because its true and that "ish" should be used more often.

sureokayon Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:25 a.m.

@steelknight2000: You should sit down and watch The American

Harmonicaon Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:32 a.m.

@steelknight2000 said:

OK, so I'm confused. Should I or should I not sit down and watch The American?

A confusion shared by many who watched it. If you like Melville or a similar type of slow paced thrillers with a distinct taste of Europe, then yes, you probably should.

Lurkeroon Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:34 a.m.

For next week:

"Someone please help this movie off the list"

That's all I got right now.

teh_destroyeron Sept. 19, 2011 at 10:57 a.m.

The description to Contagion and I Don't Know How She Does it had me luffin.

Sandoron Sept. 19, 2011 at 11 a.m.

HOLY FUCK, that monkey photo is freaking ridiculously cute. I might just have to go kill myself now.

President_Barackbaron Sept. 19, 2011 at 11:07 a.m.

My brother went and saw Drive over the weekend, and he thought it was horrible. I really don't understand why, and he didn't really have a good explanation as to why either.

PyroEdge99on Sept. 19, 2011 at 11:08 a.m.

@Alex said about Drive

While the ads maybe make it look a tad more action-y than it is, it's pretty apparent that it's not a typical action film. If you were one of the ones whose expectations were not met, tell me, what the hell were you expecting?

I was expecting just "more" Drive had to much silence to much awkward dead air and the most awkward on screen "romance" that I can ever remember in a movie. Very disappointed.

JokerFrownon Sept. 19, 2011 at 11:19 a.m.

I am proud to say that I tributed my $28 to The Lion King for 2 tickets for my Fiancee and myself. Worth every penny.

skiddon Sept. 19, 2011 at 11:34 a.m.

I'm pleasantly surprised by Drive opening at #3 - that's a fairly decent performance, considering the type of film it is, right?

Arc209on Sept. 19, 2011 at 11:35 a.m.

Now I feel almost obliged to see Drive. I like Ryan Gosling and especially him being bad-ass so why not.

CrimsonAvengeron Sept. 19, 2011 at 11:57 a.m.

I'll probably see Drive when it's out on DVD/Blu-Ray so I can watch The American before it and then see which one is better. I go for slow paced and well written Thrillers so I think might like the both of them. Out of curiosity which is better? Glad to see a good movie like The Lion King do well at the box office because it's not everyday a good Disney film is released or re-released; now if we could only get a blu-ray release for Roger Rabbit and then I'll be happy.

Undeadpoolon Sept. 19, 2011 at 12:49 p.m.

@AlwaysBeClothing said:

It kind of sucks that a 3d "update" of an old animated film is destroying original ips. However I love that Alex has the concession, NEW-ISH, both because its true and that "ish" should be used more often.

The other side of that coin is that the movie came out over a decade ago, so now a new generation of viewers can see it on the big screen. And that movie reeeeeeeeally should be seen on a big screen at least once.

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