NO PLACE ON EARTH
As the poster states, this is an incredible story of strength and survival. It follows the TRUE story of five Jewish families that hid in a cave in Ukraine (with no light) to escape the Nazis for two years. (And, they did so without becoming the cave creatures from The Descent.) To answer your question, yes this is the longest underground survival recorded in human history. And, in this poster the cave is in the shape of a candle light. This is next level stuff guys. If you didn't spot that on first glance, you’re welcome.
VAMP U
Just when you thought the vampire craze was dying down, they surprise you with something even more silly and ridiculous. You don’t really need to read a plot summary to find out what drives this cinematic poop mobile, all you need to do is look at this poster where your eyes likely have already gravitated towards the chestal region of this “well endowed” leading lady.
Three girls going to a remote island for some good ol’ fashioned girl time, CAMPING? What could go wrong here? Oh that’s right, I’ve seen this movie before, this is the one where they run into some locals who at first seem okay but then end up trying to kill them right? With the Mount Rushmore arrangement of the girl’s heads and the empty boat, this poster is definitely ominous. Girls on boats, camping, Kate Bosworth…yikes, I’m scared already.
Wow, the Dreamgirls poster looked a lot different last time I saw it. I could have sworn Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson were…oh wait, never mind The Sapphires follow a group of Australian girls who entertain the US troops in Vietnam after being coached in the art of soul by a white guy. Yes, you read that correctly. Chris O’Dowd (Bridesmaids, This is 40) is said white guy, and he’s pretty funny and relevant nowadays. Also this film won over 10 international awards and was a Cannes selection, so there’s that.
Man Mr. T has really let himself go. I pity the fool who ages poorly. All jokes aside, that’s actually Ghandi (Ben Kingsley) under that silly beard as Mandarin, the new Iron Man 3 villain in this character poster. This entry in the trilogy, looks to be much darker than the past two and this poster is evidence of that. As you may notice, Ghandi looks pretty pissed.
I feel like that Iron Man 3 poster is going to be the template for a lot of meme jokes.
I seriously cannot get over how Chris O'Dowd suddenly became a thing. He's been a staple "mid-level" british TV comedian for years on the IT Crowd, playing (obviously) an awkward nerdy loser, and now he's playing cool and hip male leads. WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY.
The Iron Man 3 poster looks pretty boss. The Empire version appears to have Capt. Americas WW2 Helmet which would explain the Avengers "A"/ Capt. America sheild on his neck.
Why dose every College movie seem to have poster showing of a busty girl? They aren't at my college! Also I guess they couldn't get away with making a Zombie version and call it Zombie U.
Kingsley's Mandarin rocks some impossible swag there.
Also, Lake Bell? My God, where did she venture after Boston Legal?
Awesome Iron Man 3 poster.
@RockinKemosabe said:
I DON'T ALWAYS BROOD, BUT WHEN I DO
I BROOD IN MY CHAIR
Having all those Asian dragons and that hair cut makes me think that perhaps they haven't changed the Mandarin's race after all. But Ben Kingsley doesn't look remotely Asian, so that can't be the case.