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Trailer: Ted

Marky Mark lights up the screen with a trash talking Teddy Bear. What could possibly go wrong?

Imagine the pitch: Badass Teddy Bear trash talks with Marky Mark. Brilliant. Sold. Green-light this baby.

The movie is really just a typical guy meets (really hot Mila Kunis) girl story and struggles with having to "grow up," but Seth MacFarlane's bear character of Ted has the possibility of going down as the next great half of a comedy duo.

My only worry from the trailer is that we might end up with more of the canned-dumbed-down humor that has been popping up more and more in the last season or so on Family Guy. Maybe it's just lost its charm, but I miss the days of having to take a few seconds to process a joke told by MacFarlane before bursting into laughter. I'm of course all for a children's toy that's getting high and hitting on chicks, but let's just hope it doesn't get stale when it moves from a three minute preview to a two hour movie.

Now, repeat after me Teddy Bear..."Say hello to ya mudda for me..."

Rominationon April 3, 2012 at 3:07 p.m.

Just from reading the idea... is it like... filthy Teddy Ruxpin?

Entishon April 3, 2012 at 3:15 p.m.

seth is essentially a mediocre stand up that writes cartoons. I don't hate any of his shows, he has some good gags.

Mackwahl staff on April 3, 2012 at 4:07 p.m.

I mean I'll see it, I'll laugh, I'll leave the theater (my living room) fulfilled, but depending on how funny it actually is, I'll get annoyed when everyone says it's brilliant if it's not... and we all know that's going to happen regardless.

Bigheart711on April 3, 2012 at 6:31 p.m.

Looks like a rip-off of Wilfred to me. :(

Paulruson April 3, 2012 at 7:14 p.m.
It doesn't look too bad, actually. I predict that this one we'll do well commercially and critically, but not so much that film geeks will be hanging their heads in shame. My eyes rolled when I saw "from the creator of Family Guy" but Seth does know raunchy comedy quite well so I think this may have a chance. Also, when your film is advertised as being by the creator of "Family Guy", you can guarantee a ticket sales. Worst case scenario, we get a cult film and McFarlane works on something better after getting his toes wet.
NapTimeSleeperon April 3, 2012 at 7:59 p.m.

This seems alright.

erichron April 3, 2012 at 9:26 p.m.

The white trash names part was amazing. Totally watching this.

InsidiousTunaon April 4, 2012 at 12:13 a.m.

@Mr_skeleton said:

It's a bad version of Wilfred.

The 'white trash names' bit was excellent, I'll give it that.

GeekDownon April 4, 2012 at 3:50 a.m.

I lost interest as soon as it said Seth MacFarlane was behind this.

sickVisionzon April 4, 2012 at 3:57 a.m.

@Nicholas said:

The image used on the front page for this story makes it look as if Mark Wahlberg is in bed with Audrey Bitoni.

She looks like the scrawny girl from That 70s Show to me.

Sandoron April 4, 2012 at 5:11 a.m.

Mark Wahlberg was surprisingly funny in The Other Guys, and Mila Kunis is always likeable. I think I'll give this a chance.

rem25on April 4, 2012 at 6:16 a.m.

As someone who detests Family Guy, American Dad, etc., I actually laughed a few times during the trailer. This could be really funny but like others have said, I hope they haven't used up the best jokes for this red band trailer. I might still check this out depending how the reviews are when it comes out.

EddyNZon April 4, 2012 at 7:31 a.m.

@Mr_skeleton said:

It's a bad version of Wilfred.

I really need to finish watching the Australian series someday...

As for the trailer, it definitely has potential. I'll be interested to see if they can successfully mix the R rated comedy with a decent story and fleshed out characters. I'm wishing for way too much aren't I?

siblerson April 4, 2012 at 9:44 a.m.

I found that trailer really funny and im usually a misreable bastard

A1625Jon April 4, 2012 at 10:06 a.m.

I'm not big on comedies but this movie looks fuckin' great. :D

LokitheNightlordon April 4, 2012 at 12:35 p.m.
While Family Guy has been less funny in the past season or so, I did laugh quite a bit during this trailer, and I'm generally looking forward to the final film.
Nicholason April 4, 2012 at 1:18 p.m.

@sickVisionz said:

@Nicholas said:

The image used on the front page for this story makes it look as if Mark Wahlberg is in bed with Audrey Bitoni.

She looks like the scrawny girl from That 70s Show to me.

That's because it is.

smi1eyon April 4, 2012 at 1:34 p.m.

I really wanted to like this. After watching it, I feel like my IQ went down about 50 points. Who the hell greenlighted this!?

Duecenageon April 4, 2012 at 2:40 p.m.

I like Marky Mark in more comedic roles. The Big Hit was one of my favourite movies in highschool. He would be my main reason for checking this out. I'm a little worn out on Seth Macfarlane.

LimpBishopon April 4, 2012 at 3:30 p.m.

Okay - I know I shouldn't like this... but I laughed! Bring it on Ted!

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A man is conflicted between his love for his fiance and his friendship with a foul-mouthed drug-addicted teddy bear after it comes to life due to a childhood wish.

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