Trailer: Total Recall

This looks pretty bad.

It's in Kate Beckinsale's contract that there are so many ass shots per movie.

Definitely thought he was about to fight Blade and Agent Smith in that really badly shot crowd ass-kick scene.

Otherwise, could be alright, I guess. Like blade-runner future Bourne, but with less appealing women, and waaay more money?

I know it doesn't take place on Mars, but if nobody says "Get your ass to Mars" I'm flipping this tea table.

That sequence where he took down those dudes looked, weird. It's a little off-putting. But other than that, it looks like it might be decent. Or it could be awful.

@StormtrooprDave: She's married to the director and it's in his contract that there are so many shots of Kate Beckinsale's ass in all his movies.

I really think this looks pretty good, and it doesn't prevent the fantastic original from existing so I can't say I'm worried about it being terrible.

This looks WAY to serious

Not interested in the slightest.

@theodacourt said:

@StormtrooprDave: She's married to the director and it's in his contract that there are so many shots of Kate Beckinsale's ass in all his movies.

Are you complaining? Is that complaining I hear? I think this looks fucking awesome. Hopefully it's devoid of shaky cam action, which, the vertical slice that was shown in this trailer at the very least, has me excited. Reminds me a whole lot of Matrix/HK action films that have long-as-fuck takes.

So, if this is more of a re-imagining of the short story rather than a remake of the movie, I'm not sure why they're calling it Total Recall. Calling it some variant of "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" would have maybe fit better.

Oh, right. Because marketing.

Whatever, looks like it could be a genuinely decent action flick.

Give dese pepo some aya!

This looks fucking awesome.

With Len Wiseman at the helm I'm not expecting a whole lot. The art design does look kinda interesting though, even if it is derivative of other sci-fi movies.

this could be interesting but the CG looks pretty bad especially in the fight scene

@Napalm said:

@theodacourt said:

@StormtrooprDave: She's married to the director and it's in his contract that there are so many shots of Kate Beckinsale's ass in all his movies.

Are you complaining? Is that complaining I hear?

Absolutely not! I'm down for Kate Beckinsale being sexy, whether it's contractually obliged or not!

Alright, BermanBraun. It appears we share an appreciation for Kate Beckinsale. This is a promising start...

Maybe I've been playing too much Mass Effect 3, but the soldiers look like Cerberus agents to me.

@snake_runner said:

Maybe I've been playing too much Mass Effect 3, but the soldiers look like Cerberus agents to me.

You weren't the only one. But also, you weren't the only one playing too much Mass Effect.