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Twilight Producers Sink Fangs into More Novels for Two ABC TV Shows

One drawing from Romeo & Juliet, the other from the Count of Monte Cristo.


 Like this... but in Long Island. And maybe not as well-coiffed.
 Like this... but in Long Island. And maybe not as well-coiffed.

Since Twilight was arguably a contemporary recasting of Dracula, I suppose it only follows that the production company behind it would do more take-offs of seminal literature. Deadline says Temple Hill has got two TV shows coming to ABC; one drawing from The Count of Monte Cristo and the other from Romeo and Juliet. The latter, as per the earlier report, will actually be set in historical Verona, and I imagine the period-appropriate set dressing just might be a touch more involved than Mad Men’s.  

The former, however, is going to transplant Alexander Dumas’ post-Napoleonic swashbuckler into the Hamptons, of all places. And it’s going to knock off the old “Y” and add another “X” for some gender swapping with a plot about a “mysterious woman who comes… to exact revenge on the people who destroyed her family.” Unless they’re planning on having this chick dig her way out of Guantanamo Bay with a spoon, I expect this is going to have about as strong a list of novelistic parallels as Romeo Must Die and The Phantom of the Paradise did.

Somehow, I’ve managed to get along this far without having to see any Twilight movie - - not a one - - so I don’t have too strong an opinion about these. However, I will take this opportunity to heartily recommend 2002's  Count of Monte Cristo (the one with Jim Caviezel.) Period actioners - - especially those in any era of France's history - - can often get pretty stuffy, but this was a truly-gripping adventure. It isn’t weird by any stretch of the word, so I won’t be welcoming it any time, but it definitely deserves some attention from the ever-eager eyes of the Screened community.

GlenTennison Dec. 10, 2010 at 2:26 p.m.
No more, please!
RYNO9881on Dec. 10, 2010 at 5:57 p.m.
The count of monte cristo was great; it seems that the only people I can find that like it is my brother.  
 
 But I have a strong feeling the show is going to suck.   
Gabrielon Dec. 10, 2010 at 7:10 p.m.
Fuck yes The Count of Monte Cristo was one of my favorite movies ever, good to see someone else appreciates it.
PatVB moderator on Dec. 11, 2010 at 9:09 a.m.
When I think of The Count of Monte Cristo, I immediately think of the Hamptons. I hope it's at least enjoyably bad. Or just regular good, but I'm not holding my breath.
RainbowReelCinemaon Dec. 13, 2010 at 5:57 a.m.
The last thing I need to deal with is a bunch of young to middle aged woman who say they are totally into Shakespeare because they like a terrible television show that will most likely remove any sense of wit as is usually the case with most modern adaptations of classic literature. Hopefully it wont be as offensive as the Picture of Dorian Gray movie that came out last year *shudder*

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