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Two Weeks At Number One for Social Network, America Loves Heigl's Poop Face, and Other Box Office News

Fincher's Social Network takes the top spot for the second week, while the Heigl/Duhamel romcom Life As We Know It tops all new entries.

 $46 million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? $46 BILLION dollars.
 $46 million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? $46 BILLION dollars.
Given the general weakness of this week's new releases, it really should surprise no one that The Social Network, David Fincher's heavily dramatized Facebook movie and last week's number one at the box office, retained that spot for the second week in a row, dropping just 30% from last week and pulling in around $15.5 million. Couldn't have happened to a better movie.
 
Of this week's new releases, the Katherine Heigl / Josh Duhamel "We're two comically mismatched people who, through extraordinary circumstances, find ourselves forced to take care of a baby and maybe perhaps fall in love" romantic comedy Life As We Know It debuted the strongest, taking in about $14.6 million. I know we didn't review that one this weekend. Rorie was talking about getting drunk and seeing it with Whiskey Top Man Dave Snider's sister, Karen. Let me tell you, if that took place, it will have been an epic outing. Can't wait to find out what happened.
 
Of the movies we did bother to see, Secretariat is the only one that did halfway decent, coming in third with $12.6 million in tickets. I could sit here and try to analyze how that stacks up against other horse movies, except that I don't care, so I won't. My Soul to Take, Wes Craven's abysmal 3D horror flick, debuted fifth, with a mere $6.9 million. This, despite higher ticket prices on 3D screens. It apparently took the title as "worst 3D opening" from Alpha and Omega. I find that incredibly funny.
 
In other news. Let Me In sadly did exactly what I expected it to do, and dropped off the list entirely. Because, hey, it totally makes sense that people would keep seeing garbage like Case 39 and You Again, right? Bleh.
 
On a more positive note, semi-limited release It's Kind of a Funny Story did good enough business to come in 12th overall upon its debut this weekend. It released on around 700 screens, and will likely go wider next week. I saw it this weekend, and it's actually quite good, so nice to see this one pull a Cyrus / Kids Are All Right and make some good money on the indie circuit.
 
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Box Office Results: 10/08 - 10/10

1. The Social Network

$15.5 million / $46 million
Nice to see one of the best movies about a colossal, barely redeemable asshole do this well in its second week. I actually have yet to talk to anyone who's seen this one who didn't like it. Out of curiosity, any of you out there? Comment away, and share your divergent opinion.

2. Life as We Know It

$14.6 million / NEW
I should have known this would do way better than Secretariat and My Soul to Take, but I just couldn't bring myself to go see this on Thursday night, and neither could Rorie. There is just something so excruciating about everything this movie appears to be, and the reviews haven't exactly made me think otherwise. Rorie, if you braved this one this weekend, you are a stronger man than I.

3. Secretariat

$12.6 million / NEW
A movie about horse racing and Diane Lane making endless, Sandra Bullock-esque inspirational speeches makes ridiculous push for Oscar prestige, and turns out to be pretty mediocre. Eh, with ten possible nominees, it still has a pretty good shot. Just look at The Blind Side last year...

4. Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

$7 million / $39.4 million
On the one hand, I'm fairly annoyed that the fucking owl movie is still this high on the list, but at the same time, that it is still many, many millions away from making back its budget makes me feel OK about things. And you know...

5. My Soul to Take

$6.9 million / NEW
...It is pretty funny that a crappy 3D animated flick like the owl movie in its third week still did better than this brand-new crappy 3D horror flick in its opening weekend. GOD THIS MOVIE WAS SO TERRIBLE.

6. The Town

$6.3 million / $73.8 million
This is likely the beginning of The Town's descent off the list, but it had a wicked good run, kid.

7. Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

$4.6 million / $43.6 million
Another massive drop for Wall Street signals that this recent number one is probably not long for this world. On the positive side, Michael Douglas is apparently just about done with his chemotherapy for throat cancer. So yay!

8. Easy A

$4.2 million / $48.1 million
I still say Emma Stone would make a way better Mary Jane Watson than a Gwen Stacy, but whatever, I won't argue with seeing her in a big ass movie like The Amazing Spider-Man, regardless of the role.

9. Case 39

$2.6 million / $9.6 million

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$2.5 million / $20.8 million

See above.
 
Dropped Out: Let Me In, Devil, Alpha and Omega
 
Source: Box Office Mojo
Djeeson Oct. 11, 2010 at 7:05 a.m.

Classy use of ASCII there.

Do you think Let Me In's fate is foretelling of what might happen with the anglified Millenium-trilogy, or do they have more going for them?

MetalGearSunnyon Oct. 11, 2010 at 7:05 a.m.
lol Case 39 description.
ChiliPalmeron Oct. 11, 2010 at 7:13 a.m.
Wow, Let Me In dropped already. That's kinda sad.
PatVB moderator on Oct. 11, 2010 at 7:36 a.m.
Wonderful ASCII art, Alex. Quite the masterpiece. Did you make that yourself? 
 
Also, I think that all Whiskey sites could benefit from more appearances by Drunk Karen. That is comedy gold right there.
mbkishon Oct. 11, 2010 at 7:37 a.m.
I also sawIt's Kind of A Funny Story this weekend and thought it was pretty good. Too bad it didn't break into the top 10.
MjHealyon Oct. 11, 2010 at 8:06 a.m.
I swear that there is a new Katherine Heigl crappy comedy out every week.
Daemonon Oct. 11, 2010 at 8:07 a.m.
Although it's disappointing that Let Me In dropped so fast, I suppose it's not entirely unexpected. The general audience is a tad weary of vampire flicks at the moment and the more fringe/cult audience that would help it maintain a footing have had Let The Right One In to revere for so long that they are not surprisingly leery of a remake despite its good notices.
mrselfdestructon Oct. 11, 2010 at 8:48 a.m.
Saw My Soul to Take last night in 3d....what a disappointment. It's just as talky as The Social Network, but nowhere near as clever. And not scary at all. Wait for the DVD release if interested.
MarkWahlbergon Oct. 11, 2010 at 9:55 a.m.
Rorie went out with Dave's sister?! OOOOH GOSSIP
Sandoron Oct. 11, 2010 at 11:03 a.m.
Well, Alex, as a matter of fact I do know someone who HATES The Social Network: Armond motherfucking White.
teh_destroyeron Oct. 11, 2010 at 11:48 a.m.
@MetalGearSunny said:
" lol Case 39 description. "
My side hurts from laughing at that.
Ronaldon Oct. 11, 2010 at 11:48 a.m.
That says everything that needs to be said about Case 39.
 
@MarkWahlberg said:
" Rorie went out with Dave's sister?! OOOOH GOSSIP "
Dave's married sister, too. Rorie breaks up families.
jackandersonon Oct. 11, 2010 at 1:19 p.m.
@Sandor said:
"Well, Alex, as a matter of fact I do know someone who HATES The Social Network: Armond motherfucking White. "

Don't you dare mention his name on this website!  
 
Anyways, very happy to see The Social Network do so well.  I thought that the general public had no taste for "proper" movies with such radical concepts as "plot" and "characterisation" and "witty dialogue" when films like Life As We Know It and Case 39 exist.  I like being proved wrong sometimes.  I'm so seeing this on UK opening weekend. 
 
Sad to hear that Let Me In dropped out, though.  I have a detestment for horror movies (for embarressing reasons I'd rather not say) but I am trying to convince my friends and family who like horror movies to go see it.  So far, not working.  It appears that the words "vampire" and "girl" turn most people off of seeing a film.  Weird. 
 
As for Case 39, that came out about 2 years ago here in good old blighty.  Didn't do so well here.  It might have hung around longer though.  Us Brits aren't so passionate about our films so we let anything hang around for ages.  See: Scott Pilgrim.  And Toy Story 3 has been hanging around our box office top 10 since the middle of July!  In your face, Inception!
D_Man_Tayloron Oct. 11, 2010 at 1:24 p.m.
"The Social Network" rocked! Up there with Toy Story 3, Inception, and The Town.
LiquidSwordson Oct. 11, 2010 at 1:39 p.m.
Can the Case 39 description be a new rating? For serious!
StormtrooprDaveon Oct. 11, 2010 at 1:44 p.m.
Hope to see The Social Network on Wednesday
Godlyawesomeguyon Oct. 13, 2010 at 3:31 p.m.
I cried from laughter at the Case 39 description.

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