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Vampire Kate Beckinsale Does Not Care About Black People Movies, and Other Box Office News

People had the chance to either affirm George Lucas' bold choice to make a big budget action film with black actors, or stare at Kate Beckinsale's ass. They chose the ass.

Perhaps if Red Tails had more vampires in skin-tight leather suits...
Perhaps if Red Tails had more vampires in skin-tight leather suits...

George Lucas made the bold claim that Red Tails, the action film he produced (and at least partially directed) about the Tuskegee Airmen, would be a barometer for how Hollywood treated any future big budget film featuring a largely black cast. In essence, George Lucas believed that Red Tails' success or failure would be an indictment of the movie-going culture. If we let Red Tails fail, we were essentially telling Hollywood that big movies with black actors don't matter to us. That's a lot of pressure.

The end result might come across as something of a mixed message to Hollywood, then. Red Tails didn't fail, exactly, coming in second place with an entirely decent $19.1 million in ticket sales. At the same time, it was beaten by warmed-over vampire-Matrix sequel Underworld: Awakening, which took the top spot with the tidy sum of $25.4 million. So, essentially, the world told George Lucas and Hollywood the following: We're totally cool with black actors in big budget movies; we'd just prefer it if they featured hot vampire ladies killing shit in slow motion.

Message heard, movie-goers. Message heard.

Incidentally, Underworld and Red Tails were not the only movies to open this weekend. Steven Soderbergh's skull-cracking ode to MMA fighter Gina Carano, Haywire, had a bit of trouble keeping up with all the racial politics and vampire asses, limping into fifth place with just $9 million. Also, this weekend marked the wide release of cloying post-9/11 fairy tale Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. After languishing on just six screens for the last few weeks, it exploded onto more than 2,500, and placed fourth overall, with $10.5 million. That sounds about right when you factor in the number of old Midwestern people who clearly HAD to go see this, now that it was readily accessible. They're always good for about $10 million in ticket sales. Easy.

And with that, we move onto this week's top 10 list which, for the first time in a while, looks pretty different than the last few weeks prior. Goodbye Chipmunks! Goodbye Satan! Don't let the door hit you on the way to...oh who am I kidding, they already made oodles of money. There's no satisfaction to be had here...

1. Underworld: Awakening

$25.4 million / NEW
It's official: Kate Beckinsale is the queen of the January Box Office. That almost resembles an honor, after a fashion.

2. Red Tails

$19.1 million / NEW
I think I would feel worse about this movie not doing better and George Lucas' whole "WE NEED THIS TO DO WELL BECAUSE HOLLYWOOD HATES BLACK PEOPLE" thing if Red Tails weren't also kind of shitty. Because it is. It really is kind of shitty. Like, evil, scowling German man with an eye-scar saying things like, "Dear God! He's African!" kind of shitty. It's not a good movie, people.

3. Contraband

$12.2 million / $46.1 million
Yeah, this seems like a thing that would happen.

4. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

$10.5 million / $11.2 million
I suppose I should be more upset about this, considering how much I loathed this movie, but honestly, again, I expected this. These are the kind of inflated numbers one can easily expect from such blatant Oscar bait. The real question is whether or not it'll carry over to next week.

5. Haywire

$9 million / NEW
Despite surrounding Gina Carano with at least a half dozen actors who could probably carry a movie all on their own, people were not too terribly interested in this one. This is still like ten times the kind of money Carano's future direct-to-video movies will end up doing, though, so she can still chalk this one up in the win column.

6. Beauty and the Beast

$8.6 million / $33.3 million
Oh, right, this whole thing. I think I'd willfully forgot that this was even going on. I wonder if this'll be like the Lion King and the "limited engagement" will just go on until it stops making money.

7. Joyful Noise

$6.1 million / $21.9 million
Nobody wants joy from their movies, and they certainly don't want noise. They want vampire asses. Why is this so difficult for everybody?

8. Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol

$5.5 million / $197.4 million
I guess when a vampire ass isn't available, Tom Cruise running away from explosions will do. I mean, this has made more than $500 million worldwide now. It must have done something right.

9. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

$4.8 million / $178.6 million
And then there's this...
...
...moving on!

10. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

$3.8 million / $94.8 million
Foreign box office has finally kicked in for this one, and it's officially a moderate success now. No longer a failure of any kind. Way to go, movie!

Dropped Out: The Iron Lady; War Horse; Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked; The Devil Inside

Source: Box Office Mojo

Delta_Assaulton Jan. 23, 2012 at 7:38 a.m.
Alex, your snarkiness never fails to entertain and delight. Never change, good sir.
CrimsonAvengeron Jan. 23, 2012 at 7:41 a.m.

I would see Underworld Awakening but it's not in 2D. Also Yay! The Devil Inside and the Chipmunks both dropped out of the top ten! Also which one of you guys is going to review Red Tails?

Alex staff on Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:07 a.m.

@CrimsonAvenger: I am. Probably today, I guess. Didn't get to see it until late on Friday and then the weekend happened.

It's...not good.

Ghostieton Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:09 a.m.

Okay, Cuba Gooding Jr.? Really? What, Idris Elba or Michael K. Williams were ill or something? Or read the fucking script?

PenguinDuston Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:19 a.m.

I don't think Red Tails is going to make back its budget especially if what the studios say is true and black actors don't sell well overseas. Either way, the made-for-cable movie, Tuskegee Airmen is pretty good. I'll stick with that one.

skrutopon Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:25 a.m.

The Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close ads make it sound pretty good, so I'm not surprised that it's doing well. I had to talk my wife down from forcing us to go see that last weekend. Fortunately the "why not just wait until it's on OnDemand" argument never fails for anything that's not a blockbuster.

AuthenticMon Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:42 a.m.

I don't give a shit about black actors in Red Tails. I'm not seeing it because the movie doesn't look good. And I liked Underworld. So ha!

Delta_Assaulton Jan. 23, 2012 at 8:56 a.m.

@Alex said:

@CrimsonAvenger: I am. Probably today, I guess. Didn't get to see it until late on Friday and then the weekend happened.

It's...not good.

Hmmm. How did you feel about Memphis Belle? I feel like that's the definitive World War II plane movie.

Little_Socrateson Jan. 23, 2012 at 9:01 a.m.

I would rather have seen Red Tails than Underworld by a pretty wide margin, but its showtimes in my local theaters did not facilitate my ability to see it. Really disappointing, as I actually think I would've enjoyed Red Tails even though it's not as good as it could be.

AlKusanagion Jan. 23, 2012 at 9:37 a.m.

I'm not "in the know" as far as Hollywood is concerned, but are Will Smith (the other one), Morgan Freeman and Denzel Washington still considered black people?

Moviemaniacon Jan. 23, 2012 at 10:13 a.m.

Hey Alex just because you don't like Red Tails, doesn't mean everyone else does. It had a huge raise from Friday to Saturday, which means it had "good word of mouth". And it's no surprised that it lost to a franchise, especially one that finally features the return of it's central character.

Haywire failed because it had horrible word of mouth. I read people left their seats booing.

Sure audiences can be stupid, but that doesn't your own opinion is still your own opinion.

PatVB moderator on Jan. 23, 2012 at 11:07 a.m.

I didn't go see anything this weekend. Am I still a racist?

WilliamHenryon Jan. 23, 2012 at 11:36 a.m.

@Moviemaniac said:

Hey Alex just because you don't like Red Tails, doesn't mean everyone else does. It had a huge raise from Friday to Saturday, which means it had "good word of mouth". And it's no surprised that it lost to a franchise, especially one that finally features the return of it's central character.

Haywire failed because it had horrible word of mouth. I read people left their seats booing.

Sure audiences can be stupid, but that doesn't your own opinion is still your own opinion.

Red Tails is at 33% on Rotten Tomatoes, so obviously Alex wasn't the only one who didn't like it.

Moviemaniacon Jan. 23, 2012 at 11:37 a.m.

@WilliamHenry:

Critics don't count. I was talking about the movie-going public (the one that studios care most about), and the movie going public (no matter how stupid it can be) seems pretty enthusiast about the film.

rem25on Jan. 23, 2012 at 11:46 a.m.
Hey Alex, give us some Midwestern folks some credit. We all don't go see shitty movies all the time. How's Shame doing by the way? I haven't heard much about it in weeks. Did people stop caring about Fassboners, I mean Fassbender?
FinalDasa moderator on Jan. 23, 2012 at 12:17 p.m.

@PatVB: More racist.

Blubbaon Jan. 23, 2012 at 1:44 p.m.

The Laurence Fishburne movie covers all of my Tuskegee Airmen needs, thank you. Also, I can get hot vampire ass anywhere. I have the internet.

Blubbaon Jan. 23, 2012 at 1:51 p.m.

@PenguinDust: Yeah, I saw that one in high school a couple of years ago and I thought it was pretty good. Fun fact: Cuba Gooding Jr. is in both.

skiddon Jan. 23, 2012 at 2:27 p.m.

Long live the Queen (but if you get a chance, please make better movies. Cheers).

jakob187on Jan. 23, 2012 at 3:19 p.m.

It's good to know that people will always continue to support their fond memories of an abusive jerk-off kidnapping and imprisoning a girl away from her father and the village she grew up in while furniture sings to her.

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