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VIDEO: Worst Vampire Movies

Countdown of some of the worst vampire movies to grace movie screens.

This week, I preferred to take an exclusive behind the scenes look at the awesome vampire movie, Interview with the Vampire and how the make-up and characters in it were created. Now, here is a complete opposite look at some of the worst vampire movies that have been made. It's hard to believe that somewhere, sometime, someone thought Rockula was a good idea?!

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Watcherg44on Nov. 7, 2012 at 5:30 p.m.

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night Really? this movie is awesome!

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the_refereeon Nov. 7, 2012 at 7:54 p.m.

I will defend BloodRayne and Van Helsing with my last breath. As for the rest of the list I would add Dracula 3000 somewhere near the top. Now two of my favorite Vampire are Vamp and Lifeforce . I have no idea how the rate today but I loved them.

And I am so glad the Twilight saga is on the list (HA HA)

CommanderZx2on Nov. 8, 2012 at 7:35 a.m.

As bas as Van Helsing may be it definitely is not the worst vampire movie ever.

the_refereeon Nov. 8, 2012 at 11:07 a.m.

@CommanderZx2 said:

As bas as Van Helsing may be it definitely is not the worst vampire movie ever.

Thank You. That's what I'm talking about!

MrMazzon Nov. 8, 2012 at 4:22 p.m.

Van Helsing is actually pretty good in my eyes. It's a campy oddly plotted way to serious with it's own mythos movie but there is a certain entertainment value to it. Dracuala 2k much worse.

TheVampireBoyon Nov. 8, 2012 at 9:48 p.m.

@MrMazz:Agreed, I also think that the Dracula portrayed in the film is probably one of the best I've seen. Twighlight should have taken either number 1 or 2.

Top8caton Nov. 9, 2012 at 1:51 p.m.

But I like Van Helsing :(

White_Silhouetteon Nov. 9, 2012 at 7 p.m.

I actually liked Van Helsing too. It's not and oscar winner and but for a dumb action movie based on old stories it wasn't bad. One of my top movies for it's music in the movie.

jakob187on Nov. 10, 2012 at 7:46 a.m.

Van Helsing is worse than Bloodrayne or Dracula 2000? You're fucking kidding me, right? Van Helsing is a shit movie all around, but nowhere even CLOSE to deserving a place on a list like this.

Also, I will defend Vampire in Brooklyn until my heart gives out. I love the shit out of that stupid, stupid movie.

Also, I would suggest that Ms. Drake check out Against The Dark starring Steven Seagal or even taking another look at Queen of the Damned, then reassess this list.

VioletEyedDragonon Nov. 10, 2012 at 7:17 p.m.

@MrMazz said:

Van Helsing is actually pretty good in my eyes. It's a campy oddly plotted way to serious with it's own mythos movie but there is a certain entertainment value to it. Dracuala 2k much worse.

you're right that it gets too serious for something that is meant to be campy, but that overall it is good. Very entertaining; well acted; and inventive.

@Top8cat said:

But I like Van Helsing :(

you're not the only one. It has ton of fan art on DeviantArt, it got a spin-off animated movie, and has sort-of become a cult classic. Alex Kurtzman is even trying to remake it.

the movie I'm shocked didn't make the list is Vampires Suck! Seriously, that is one of the worst movies ever, with or without vampires.

I miss Rorie and his funny Twilight video.

MrPinkon Nov. 13, 2012 at 5:29 p.m.

Totally disagree about Van Helsing being "bad", but I think the woman who did this simply listed for trolling purposes.

A really crappy Vampire movie---the "sequel" to the awesome "Vampires" by John Carpenter, "Vampires: Los Muertos." Ugh....what a turd, couldn't make it more than 5 minutes into that piece of garbage.

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