What was I saying? Oh, yeah, cop shows and reality TV. There's a bunch of both of them on tonight. Also: Scab-picking, human-animal hybrids, Guy Ferry, and GLITTER!
 | American Idol: The Search for a Superstar Fox 8 PM: Auditions, Episode 3. I hear that this season focuses less on the sadsack losers who show up and sing terribly in hopes that they pop up on TV. Which is great, because fuck those people. |
 | Live to Dance CBS 8 PM: Two teams advance. Great for them, I guess. Does that mean that there are only two teams left? Is this going to be over next week? Dare I dream? |
 | Minute to Win It NBC 8 PM: I'm just going to repeat that this douche's real name is Guy Ferry. He changed it to Guy Fieri to seem more douchey. Mission accomplished. |
 | Chase NBC 9 PM: Annie is kidnapped by a drug cartel, part II! That sounds like a dire situation and not at all like she's going to be chasing anyone. |
 | Criminal Minds CBS 9 PM: This is the one where the Naval officers have to solve all the Navy crimes, right, and deal with all the criminal masterminds in the Marines? |
 | Blue Bloods CBS 10 PM: This is the one where they're trying to take down Stringer Bell, correct? I hope they don't catch Omar! |
 | Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NBC 10 PM: This is the one where the guy puts the sunglasses on, right? And then he says something funny about a dead body, mocking the nobility of the police profession? It's so hard to keep all these shows straight. |
 | My Strange Addiction TLC 9 PM: This is the television show that I love to read the descriptions of but I would never watch. "A woman picks scabs off her body up to two hours a day; a man is in love with his life-size doll, treating it as his wife." That's so Rorie. |
 | Dog the Bounty Hunter A&E 8 PM: There's a 200th Episode clip show, then what I suppose must be the 200th episode. Dude's still a fucking racist, but I guess if you're watching a show called Dog The Bounty Hunter, you might not care about that. |
 | Face Off SyFy 10 PM: So SyFy has a show where makeup artists have to try and break into the Hollywood world of special effects make up artistry. In this debut episode, they're expected to make a human-animal hybrid, apparently. I...sure. Eventually we'll run out of reality show concepts, and then where will we be? |
 | Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? WE 8 PM: A reality series that features those oh-so-wacky Riverses as they attempt to live with each other...without killing each other! Oh, it'll be so wacky. The mirth, the laughs, the [commits suicide] |
 | Glitter FUSE 9 PM: Really, Fuse? Again? Am I going to have to tell you that this is a bad idea every other week? |
All my life I've been a huge fan of effects makeup, and I devoured all of those "how do they do it?" shows like Movie Magic back in the day. As long as they actually have some talented artists (Top Chef style?), I think this show could be awesome.
Enjoying Blue Bloods though, any way I can get Tom Seleck into my life.
If so then that's exactly what your asking for.