Man. Just look at these assholes.
None of these news stories would probably be big enough to cover on their own, but it's a slow news day, so I thought I might as well wrap them up into a little digest. Ladies and (more probably) gentlemen, it's your daily d-bag news summary:
- Entourage has apparently wrapped its final day of shooting today, as the series is shooting at Van Nuys airport for the last time. The show ran for eight seasons, and I somehow managed to avoid it entirely. An ex-girlfriend made me watch every episode of Sex In The City ("There's lots of boobs!" she said; she was lying) and yet I managed to miss the frattiest show that's ever aired on HBO. I feel like less than a man at this moment.
- Chuck Lorre, producer of Two And A Half Men, reportedly has decided to kill off Charlie Sheen's character in the season premiere this fall, by having the character drive over a cliff and die in a fiery accident, with Ashton Kutcher's character reportedly stepping in to buy his house afterward. And then we all laugh, because it's a sitcom. Reports of Sheen landing another sitcom deal with Lionsgate television have also reportedly been debunked.
- Lastly, someone should reach out to Shia LaBeouf and inform him about what a gentleman doesn't do. (Hint: it's kissing and telling.) That dude's a dick.
Just writing that last bit made me feel a little dirty, so here's a treat: Emma Stone in Vanity Fair. There. I feel better already.
I kinda hope that Charlie's death is given in a super throw-away line at the beginning of the episode. It'd make it that much funnier.
Man, Shia is a douche.
man Emma Stone certainly is a pretty lady
Entourage had a much longer run than I would've imagined. Pretty classy way to handle Sheen's character in that show, could be funnier though. And I had no idea that he said that, shocking.
And Rorie, from what I've seen of Entourage, you're not missing anything. Always seemed like that show that everybody liked because someone, somewhere decided it was what the cool people did.
Seems like I'm the only person who actually likes Entourage. I really enjoy the show, sure it's douchey, dumb and ridiculous, but I find it pretty fun to watch. The last couple of seasons have been inconsistent though so it does seem time to finish it up, which they said they were doing even last year. Looking forward to watching it though.
Ohhh and.....
Shia LaBeouf, more like Shia LaDouche (sort of rhymes). AMIRITE????
@Captain_Insano said:
I'm right there with you. Sorry Screened, we'll have to differ on this one.
Ashton Kutcher should just walk in and say, "I was there when Charlie died in that horrible cocaine-fueled car crash. I'll never forget the moment when the life escaped his eyes, because I immortalized it forever with my brand new Nikon Coolpix Camera!"
I thought Emma Stone was better than that.
I've been on the Shia hate train ever since he was caught drunk in a Walgreens in chicago and refused to leave. This recent act just reaffirms my beliefs that he is a douche.
Will Shia become the new Joe Pesci? The internet magnifies and diminishes douchedom. He's just a guy.
Normally a huge fan of Miss Stone but that pic... not so much...
@mracoon said:
Kinda what I was thinking. She looks completely different, not in the good way either. At least for me...
I'll bet that first pic in the Shia link is totally his O-face.
Stay classy, Shia. I'm also a little disappointed to learn Madam Stone dropped out.
I will ignore some of the previous comments and join my good friend and fellow Emma Stone fanatic (though I still assert my dominance in this field) Matt Rorie in saying "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" to the Vanity Fair cover. The only thing that would make that cover better is if a sole Boston terrier puppy was sitting next to her that's also looking at the camera, amirite, Rorie? "KHAAAKH" (my impression of that puppy video on last weeks Happy Hour).
Anyway, I like Entourage. There. I said it. However, I know it is pretty bad. I feel like a woman with her soaps, but... I need to see what happens.